Devil's Nest [Monday evening]

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A sad, sober pony clomped his way into the club. No thumbs meant no rum for two days, and the squirrels were being amazingly unhelpful in quenching poor Jack's thirst.

He ponied (heh) up behind the bar, though how he'd be able to serve anything would remain a mystery for the ages.

The Devil's Nest was open.

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The Bar [7/11]

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Where a very sad pony would greet you.

Re: The Bar [7/11]

[nookiepowered]

A very perturbed unicorn in thigh-high boots would greet him back, unless Tiny got to her first because she'll be tormenting Eric, so feel free to let Jack roam un-Bo-lested. "I thought these things were supposed to be over by now!"

Re: The Bar [7/11]

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Clip-clop clip-clop. "Ahahaahahah. You are just adorable. I had to see this," Kenzi confided, nosing her way to the bar. "Can I get a beer if I say I'm a Clydesdale pony?"

Re: The Bar [7/11]

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Bo pretended to aim her horn at the pony with the familiar voice, if unfamiliar face. "Sure. If you can convince Tiny. I'm not working tonight. I'm just here to gore perky people."

Re: The Bar [7/11]

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"You're horny!"

Someone had to say it.

"And what have you got on your butt?"

Kenzi fluttered, faltered, and then stuck her nose at Tiny. "Beer me!"

Re: The Bar [7/11]

[nookiepowered]

Tiny was a Clydesdale. He just looked at her, then shook his mane and stuck his face back into the bowl of beer-nuts.

"You have a wallet on yours," Bo pointed out. "At least mine...no, I got nothin'." She whinny-sighed. "God only knows what would be there if it wasn't a Censored sign."

Re: The Bar [7/11]

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Kenzi tried to imagine the kind of butt-tattoo that required a Censored sign, and ended up snorting a pony-giggle. Then she dragged a bowl of pretzels over to herself, if Tiny was going to be like that. Hmph.

"Maybe a body part? Ooo! Maybe it's animated?" Okay, that *would* require a Censored sign, wouldn't it? "Or maybe it moves and looks animated when you walk? Ha!"

Nom nom nom. "And I love my wallet! It shows my fine taste. You are still wearing your boots though, how is that fair?" Kenzi marveled. "And you're still way pretty." Statement of fact. Bo just was. "I would have guessed you were you even without the leather."

Dance Floor and Lounge [7/11]

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Where an unwise DJ was playing "Horse With No Name" and "Wild Horses".

VIP Section [7/11]

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Where you might find another sulking pony!

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[texted3times]

He wasn't sulking, judgmental narrative. He was brooding. It's an entirely different vibe.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[chosehumanity]

"Oh, you too."

After a day and a half of this, Mitchell sounded a bit flat about it.

Even for a pony, he looked fairly lithe. And pretty.

Sigh.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

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"Me too," Eric complained. "Do you know how difficult it is to open a coffin with hooves? I'm going to need a new one. Not that I can text Pam to let her know."

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[chosehumanity]

"Sadly, no, I don't know," Mitchell said, "Though I do know how to open one with just my forehead." Beat. "But that's not very efficient."

Just don't ask.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[texted3times]

There was a long pause.

"It doesn't sound it," Eric finally commented. "Recent experience?"

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[chosehumanity]

"No, the 1930s," Mitchell said. "I ate a member of the mafia. They're touchy about that. Do we trust the pirate to bring drinks?"

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

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"I wish I could work a camera," Sookie greeted him as she trotted in, looking a little unhappy.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

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"Sookie?" Eric guessed, brightening up slightly. "You have wings. Why don't I have wings?"

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

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"Because you, dear Eric, are not a fairy princess," she said, fluttering a little off the ground. "A fact for which we all are thankful. Are those teeth on your butt?"

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

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"Fangs," Eric corrected. "And my real ones don't seem to want to work."

Not. Sulking.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

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"Well, a vampire pony just seems like a bad idea, anyway."

But a telepathic one was fine.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[nookiepowered]

Bo was sulking. She wouldn't judge him for that at all.

"Monday does not count as the weekend, Fandom."

Though she might giggle a bit at the ass-fangs. Because ass-fangs.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[texted3times]

"How come you got boots?" Eric demanded.

Man, everyone had better stuff than him tonight.

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[nookiepowered]

"Because I can't get them off," Bo retorted, perhaps slightly missing the point of the question. "I consider myself pretty limber, but undoing my own zipper with my teeth is a bit much for this body."

Re: VIP Section [7/11]

[texted3times]

Please excuse Eric as he went to a happy place for a minute.

There, better.

"I bet I could get a better angle on it," he offered helpfully.

OOC

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