Fixer Uppers; Monday [ 08/08 ].

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There were certain minds that, like fertile soil, would allow an idea to grow and flourish when its seed was planted. Butters Stotch had one of those minds. Sometimes, this was a good thing...

...More often than not, however, it lead to situations like the one he got himself into once he came in to work today. Alien STDs, he realized, the more he thought about it, could be a serious threat, and just because the monsters were gone, it didn't mean their ickiness was, too. He knew from South Park Elementary's excellent sex ed program how to defend oneself against human STDs, but alien ones?

After setting up a barrier of sheet metal around the counter as an extra precaution, the space was soon to be filled with some very...interesting attempts of an effective alien condom, brought forth into the world entirely based not on science or knowledge, but purely on imagination.

Fixer Uppers is open!