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Pinkie Pie ([personal profile] locointhecoco) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-09-10 07:02 pm
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The park, Saturday after dark

Not long after the sunset on Saturday, a mysterious light swirled into the sky above the park. It hovered uneasily over the lake for a few moments, before a bright, cone-shaped beam illuminated a nearby bench, bright enough to blind anyone who might be there watching. When the light cleared -- and the spots of afterburn cleared from blinded eyes -- a strange pink creature was left behind. It stood on all fours, almost pony-like, were it not for the seriously blunted face.

The creature, a cheerful, happy being named Pinkie Pie, looked around at the park and found it good.

"What a perfect place to spread my message of toleration and love!" She climbed up on the bench and stood with her hooves in the air. "People of Earth! I come in peace!"

The aliens had landed. And it was good.

[ooc: open, should anyone be wandering through the park. Pinkie's gonna love and tolerate the $^%@#$ out of Fandom!]
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[identity profile] i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Curious Hank walked up Pinkie and started examining her. "What are you?" he asked, curiously. "Where'd you come from? Why do you come in peace?"
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
As an intergalactic ambassador for peace, Pinkie was quite used to this reaction. "I am Pinkie Pie, from the planet Equestria. I've come to help spread a message of toleration and love to your planet."

[identity profile] i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Really?" Curious Hank asked. "What's the message? Is it a good message?"
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
"It's a message and a promise. To all those who chose to follow the path of the Pony. Soon, Celestia will come to carry the true believers away to our utopian paradise on Equestria."

[identity profile] i-am-the-rat.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
"What's Celestia?" asked Curious Hank. "Will being carried away hurt? What do we have to believe?"
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-12 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Why, Celestia is the most beautiful pegasus-unicorn-pony in all of time and space. You only have to believe in her ultimate goodness and light." As for his other question. . . . "Any transformation can be difficult, but the reward is much greater than any uncomfortability."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Scully was drawn here. She didn't know why. Maybe it had something to do with her husband's baby. YES, IT WAS BRUCE'S.

"...hello?" Scully paused. "You are against the laws of physics, do you know that?"
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh no," Pinkie assured her. "I'm not against anything but violence and prejudice. I didn't mean to break any of your local ordinances."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, that's good," Scully said, sounding a little confused. "Why am I here? Why are you here?"
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm here to spread the word of peace and toleration. You're here to to listen and learn of the amazing utopia that is Equestria."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I am?" Scully thought about peace and toleration and decided, "I am! Please tell me about Equestria. Utopia. Amazing."
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the most beautiful planet in the whole galaxy, a world completely in harmony with nature. And if you follow me, you too will be taken away to paradise when it's time for us to leave this world."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Why did this sound vaguely familiar? Why did it sound vaguely disturbing that it was familiar? What was Scully forgetting? Did she leave the iron on?

"..when will it be time?" she asked, dazed.
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Soon, my child, soon."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay... should I bring my husband? And my patients? And my friends?"

There might be a conga line behind Scully when she heads for the Equestria Plane.
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yes! You can help me spread the word of love and peace to the whole town! Wouldn't that be lovely? And tolerant!"

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
"And tolerant," Scully agreed, blinking. "My baby can be born in Equestria. We'll be happy and peaceful there."

Until the other aliens show up for it, sure.
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Go forth, my child. Go and spread the word, and secure your baby's place in the ranks of the chosen."

[identity profile] showmetheproof.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, Pink Heaven Pony. I'll go do that," Scully said, sounding hypnotized. "Follow me to the pink pony so we can go to Equestria..." She turned to wander off, sleep-walker style.
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[personal profile] locointhecoco 2011-09-11 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Poor girl," Pinkie mused. "So lost, just like a little foolish sheep. It's so good that Overlord Celestia sent me to bring these people our way of life. . . ."
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