http://montecito-east.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] montecito-east.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-09-20 02:24 pm

The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

One moment, Gunther was feeding anchovies to the clumsy bird he had been taking care of. The next moment, Mary was spitting out an anchovy. "Gunther! What the hell are you doing? Get out of my face!"

After Gunther retreated to the kitchen to mourn the loss of his new pet, Mary got busy catching up on everything she'd missed over the last two weeks. She couldn't figure out why Farmville now had lighthouses or why her insurance company wanted her to get earthquake and volcano coverage. "It's not like we get earthquakes here, right?" she asked one of the bellhops, who just laughed in response.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel
Today's Specials
Chick-Pea, Artichoke Heart and Romaine Salad
Polenta and Vegetables with Roasted Red Peppers
Berry Toast Cups