Right. Ludmilla had seen enough. "Look at your life, Kenzyushka. Look at your choices," she muttered, crossing her arms and shaking her head. Well, if the kid wasn't going to take advantage of the glaringly obvious opening here, someone had to.
Three minutes and a trip to the Port-o-Let later, she was out of her relatively normal street clothes and dressed in her best culturally-ambiguous-not-at-all-pretending-to-be-Romani finery, complete with headscarf, jingly coin-belt, tarot cards and crystal ball. She spread the last two items out on an empty picnic table next to the sign she'd swiped from registration. The side facing her said Welcome, Parents and Family, but the side facing the world said
Psychic Readings! Love Spells and Curses! Initial Consultation: 5$ Advanced divination and spellwork: negotiable (but reasonable) rates! Ask about our discount for Russian-speakers.
There wasn't really a discount for Russian-speakers; she just needed to know ahead of time to pick another language to babble in when she tranced-out.
[OOC: she's not psychic and she can't cast spells. (Though in a pinch she can apparently summon Baba Yaga, not that she actually believes in Baba Yaga.) She's just a really practiced con-artist.]
Re: Food & Drink! [PW1] - and Psychic Readings!
Three minutes and a trip to the Port-o-Let later, she was out of her relatively normal street clothes and dressed in her best culturally-ambiguous-not-at-all-pretending-to-be-Romani finery, complete with headscarf, jingly coin-belt, tarot cards and crystal ball. She spread the last two items out on an empty picnic table next to the sign she'd swiped from registration. The side facing her said Welcome, Parents and Family, but the side facing the world said
Psychic Readings!
Love Spells and Curses!
Initial Consultation: 5$
Advanced divination and spellwork: negotiable (but reasonable) rates!
Ask about our discount for Russian-speakers.
There wasn't really a discount for Russian-speakers; she just needed to know ahead of time to pick another language to babble in when she tranced-out.
[OOC: she's not psychic and she can't cast spells. (Though in a pinch she can apparently summon Baba Yaga, not that she actually believes in Baba Yaga.) She's just a really practiced con-artist.]