http://shotbillmurray.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-10-01 03:27 pm
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Kwik Stop: Saturday Afternoon

Columbus should have known better when Wichita said there was a problem. And when he stepped into the Kwik Stop it was very obvious what the problem was.

"Really, Tallahassee?"

[For a few but really the Kwik Stop is open to all...]
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[identity profile] kickasspartner.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
He sat on the floor in front of the Hostess Snack Cake section. There were empty boxes around him. He looked up at the display of Twinkies as if there was a glow of holiness about it and there was a choir of angels singing "Hallelujah."

"Are they beautiful?" he said looking over at Columbus. "Look at all those spongey delicious bastards."

[identity profile] the-new-twenty.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's been here all night," Little Rock complained as Wichita and Columbus facepalmed. "Once he saw them he refused to leave."

[identity profile] wichita-grifter.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"I told you this was a bad idea to come in here," Wichita sighed. "I knew we'd never get him out."

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Columbus knelt down to try and pull his partner in ass-kicking up. "C'mon, Tallahassee," he said sympathetically. "I've got a whole stash back in my apartment waiting for you."

[identity profile] kickasspartner.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"You better not be fucking with me," Tallahassee growled. "If I find one sno-ball..."

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"I know how you feel about coconut," Columbus said pulling him to his feet. "Don't worry."

Then he cracked a grin. "You don't know how good it is to see you guys again."

[identity profile] kickasspartner.livejournal.com 2011-10-01 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh don't start getting sentimental and shit with me," Tallahassee growled. "I'm not putting up with that crap."

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Just then a small green thing jumped out of a box of Twinkies. Looked at everyone and hissed.

"Everyone back up!" Columbus shouted as he threw his arms out protectively. "These things are bad news."

[identity profile] kickasspartner.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Fuck that!" Tallahassee shouted as he stomped forward. "That piece of shit is eating my haul!"

And of course this resulted in Tallahassee getting bitten.

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, fuck me," Columbus groaned.

[identity profile] kickasspartner.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh shoot!" Woody declared looking at his watch. "I'm late for work!"

And before anyone could stop him, he ran out of the store.

[identity profile] wichita-grifter.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Um. What just happened?" Wichita asked.

[identity profile] shotbillmurray.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
"Gremlin bite," Columbus groaned as said gremlin disappeared into an air vent. "He's hallucinating and thinks he's someone else."

[identity profile] the-new-twenty.livejournal.com 2011-10-02 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Little rock grabbed both her companions by the sleeves and pulled them out of the store.

"C'mon. We better go find him."
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