Maybe George could just set herself on fire or something. That would have been a way better idea than coming to brunch.

"No," she said. "He's just this ... guy."

So should she be upset that he said 'no'? She would have felt weird if he had said yes. He wasn't her boyfriend. Did that mean he didn't want to be, like, he wasn't interested at all, like, he was probably --

Hey, maybe she could still try the setting-herself-on-fire route. It was never too late!