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The Park, Friday Evening, iCarly Broadcast!

The AV cart was all hooked up, props and green screens were in place, and iCarly was ready to go. They even had a wacky theme for the broadcast!

"I'm still in shock over that visit," Carly said via the feed from Seattle. "And Gibby won't stop Zaplooking for Hakota Dakota. What's up with that?"

"...It's Gibby. You're better off asking him," Freddie said.

"I would, but he's not even here today. He's on some sort of brotherly camping outing with Guppy," Carly said.

"Awww, how is the little guy?" Freddie asked.

"He's... Guppy," Carly said.

"How incredibly informative!" Freddie said.

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Wherein people talk in person and via the internet.

"I'd think he'd be zaplooking pink ponies or something," Sam said. "Or animal transformations or sentient islands or . . . dyed glistening riders."

That was "diglycerides", Sam.

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"No, I'm pretty sure Gibby was totally okay with that stuff," Freddie said. "He had an easy time with dealing with everything."

"Sure, rub it in. Right in," Carly said.

"He was even more Gibby about it than I expected," Sam mused. "If we could bottle his Gibbiosity, we could make a fortune."

"Bottled Gibby. If only there was a humane way to get it," Freddie said, with an almost wistful sigh.

Sam sighed. "Yeah, I guess we'd have to be nice about it."

It's what happens in 5, 4, 3, 2...

Where they may or may not discuss today's theme!

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenink," said Carly.

"Velcome," said Sam. They both leaned in close to the camera, eyes wide.

"To iCarrrrrrrrrrrrrly! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" they crowed. Sam pressed a button on her remote, which let out a crash of thunder.

"It's Octooooooooooooober," said Carly. "And you knooooooooow what that meeeeeeeeeans!"

"Huhlohveen!" said Sam. "Zat's vhy we are doing zese terrrrrrrrrrrible accents!"

"We'll stop soooooooooooooon," Carly moaned.

"Ve prrrrrrrromise!" said Sam.

Another sound effect of thunder, and they cackled madly to themselves some more.

"And now," Carly introduced. "We'd like to premiere a new iCarly original terrible film. Yet another vampire thing that no one needs or wants. We call it... Moooonlight Twi-Blood!"

And then, the video played (http://www.icarly.com/iVideo/index.html#vid19207).

Enlightening the internet's vocabulary one word at a time.

Which may or may not involve a vampire, as well!

Wherein people who wander into the park are bushwhacked into internet stardom.

Kenzi had a pedi-cab. And ... rubber chickens. A lot of them.

She hopped out with a box. "Special delivery for you and the internets! iCarly, you just won a box of rubber chickens!"

"...Rubber chickens?" Freddie said, momentarily caught off guard.

Kenzi leaned in to beam at the camera, and hold up a rubber chicken. "Act now! You can have one of these fine rubber chickens for only $1.50 plus postage! This is a steal of a deal! Supplies are limited, but you, you lucky iCarly viewers, can see how well they work!"

And then she threw a chicken at Freddie.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa," Freddie said, cutting to an emergency video of Spencer flirting with a watermelon. "Not cool! Way, way not cool!"

Kenzi threw a rubber chicken in the air and then caught it. "Not cool? It's a gift! For you guys!"

"We don't do commercials. Or endorsements. Or solicitations. We've been down that dark path and it leads to litigation," Freddie said.

Kenzi blinked. "Seriously? How do you guys stay on the air?" Well. It was internet. It was practically free. "People would sue over a rubber chicken?"

...of course they would, if they could get away with it. SIGH.

"Put it back on, I'll take it back." Kenzi held out a chicken. "Here, one for you!"

Freddie took the chicken. "I appreciate what you're trying to do, but we don't need another incident."

And that was a pointed look in Sam's direction.

Kenzi tossed two chickens toward Sam. She'd know what to do with them.

"Hello, internets! While you *can* find rubber chickens online, you did not find out about mine here, on the iCarly show. Why would you? This is completely non-profit art!" She held up a chicken and made it squeak. "FREE THE POULTRY! FREE THE PLASTIC! MAKE YOUR OWN CHICKENS OUT OF PAPER!"

"I endorse this woman's lunacy!" Sam declared.

What? She got a pointed look from Freddie. She couldn't let something like that just slide.

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"Thank you! Start the revolution! Art installations of chickens will be going up all weekend!" Kenzi held up another rubber chicken. "Chickens playing poker! Chickens in trees! Chickens in beds! Join the movement!"

"Careful, or Spencer will start thinking you're stealing his shtick."

"I would never steal a man's schtick," Kenzi said with a perfectly straight face. "He might need it later. I might ask to borrow it..."

With the sun having gone down, Marceline had wandered out into the park with her Axe-Bass.

"What have we here?" she asked, brushing a bit of hair out of her face.

Sam's eyes went really big. She wanted that guitar.

"Hey there, guest star!" she said, throwing her arms in the air. "Welcome to iCarly! Say hi to the internet and introduce yourself!"

"The internet?" Marceline said, a little unsure. But she brushed that off.

"I'm Marcelline, the Vampire Queen. And you better hope this entertains me, because you won't like me when I'm mad."

"That plays right into our theme! It's Octoberweeeeeeeeeeeeeen here on iCarly tonight." Sam was so tempted to ask to try out that axe-bass, omigosh. And, really, she didn't ask to do much. "How'd you like to show off some licks on that axe of yours?"

"Pfff, sure," Marceline said, busting out a few notes and even sang a few lines of a song (http://youtu.be/w1uQkIBTQlc).

"Mmmm, that was fun."

"That was . . . awesome." Sam was maybe a little bit in love. She pressed the button on her remote for wild applause effects. "Best use of a double bit battle axe ever."

"Yeah, whatever," Marceline said, shrugging that off. Inside, she was proud, of course. "I guess you might be cool. Do you want to go... strangle some pixies?"

"You bet I do!"

"Sam," said Carly warningly.

Sam pouted. "But I have to finish my web show, first."

"Who's the dweeb with the camera?" Marceline said, walking over a bit. "What's the matter, scaaaared?"

And that's when she made an awful, awful face. Just to mess with Freddie.

"...mommy," Freddie said, amazingly keeping bladder control. "The special effects on this show are getting better every week, huh?" he added, weakly.

Sam was now grinning like an idiot. "That's Freddie. We just keep him around to do the grunt work."

"We could probably make him do some funny things, if we wanted to," Marceline said with a casual tone. "I bet he looks great hopping around on one foot."

Sam nodded. "Or we could --"

"Sam!" barked Carly.

Sam sighed. "Oh come on, we're not going to hurt Freddie! Just emotionally scar him a little! He's used to it!"

"You know what, I'm kind of bored with this. You can just enjoy your little internet or whatever. I've got better things to do," Marceline said, before turning to leave.

She stopped after a few steps and turned back towards Freddie. "But I might come back when you least expect!" And then she left with a cackling laugh.

"Man, she was so cool," Sam said, watching Marceline go. She turned back towards Freddie. "Well? What are you waiting for? Get hopping!"

Alas, that is all the time they had.

"And we're clear!" Freddie declared, letting everyone know they were no longer broadcasting live to the internet.

As always, wander-ins are more than welcome!

A delivery of rubber chickens is coming your way!

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The Park, Friday Evening, iCarly Broadcast!

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iCarly!

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World Premiere Video!

A Word From Our Spencer

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