'Dite's Decadent Delights, Tuesday afternoon

[trigons_child]

Raven did not expect a five-foot tall, brightly colored, metal cock to be standing by the door to 'Dite's. Her cloak got caught on it as she moved through the door, and she had to pause to pull it free, almost cutting herself on the sharp metal edges in the process. It was, apparently, a very dangerous cock. The most dangerous one she'd ever seen. And certainly the biggest. And most colorful.

So once she'd gotten settled, she took out her phone to text Karla. Karla, why is there a gigantic cock in front of the store?

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[glacial_queen]

Have no idea--it was delivered yesterday. I think it's cute. Maybe we could paint it in fandom's colors for homecoming?

Karla was starting to discover she loved advertising.

[trigons_child]

Or at least a scarf in the school's colors, Raven typed back.

When in Rome....

[glacial_queen]

Ooooh! Suggestions for names! And the winner gets a something free! Or a discount off their next purchase!

[trigons_child]

A contest to Name Our Cock? That could be fun.

WHAT. It was a perfectly acceptable term for rooster.

[glacial_queen]

IT WAS HOW KARLA WAS THINKING OF IT, YES!

...i could kiss you. That is the best idea ever. I am going to take another shift tomorrow just to hang a banner that says that.

[trigons_child]

Please be careful. The edges are very sharp. I almost injured myself upon the cock, and that would have been unfortunate.

So to speak.

[glacial_queen]

I won't, Karla promised, snickering. I really don't want to have to go and admit to someone I came out second-best in a fight with a five foot cock.

Chicken or otherwise.

[trigons_child]

I would certainly heal you if you were ever injured by a giant cock!

She typed that perfectly innocently. PERFECTLY.

[glacial_queen]

But I don't want you taking that kind of pain into yourself!

...That was typed slightly less-innocently. And with more cackling.

[trigons_child]

Karla, you know there is no pain I am not willing to take from you. And injuries from this giant cock might be more dangerous than they appear.

It was rusty! She could get an infection!

[glacial_queen]

I do not want it getting spread around that dite's huge cock causes injury or illness! Karla agreed. The cackling had not abated, no. Or even pain!

[trigons_child]

Perhaps there is something we can do to blunt its edges, Raven typed. We could make the cock less of a danger.

[glacial_queen]

On the other hand, perhaps the threat of injury the cock possesses may make people more careful in the future when dealing with the real version!

[trigons_child]

There are not really cocks that big!

Are there?

She never knew on Karla's world.

[glacial_queen]

I don't think so, but even smaller ones can be dangerous! I knew a female once who was scarred because of the spurs on one of her cocks.

Cocks could be scary for the uninitiated!

[trigons_child]

Was there not some sort of protection she could use so she would not be harmed by the cock? Raven had to wonder. It seems a mistake to let them roam free if they are that dangerous.