The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary was used to some of Portalocity's shenanigans. But as she read their latest email, she couldn't help feeling that they were leaving out something important. In any case, with most reservations canceled thanks to Portalocity's problems, she had plenty of time to sit around and speculate.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel
Free lunch if Portalocity dumped you here!
Today's Specials:
Chilled Golden Tomato Bisque
Smoked Salmon with Egg Salad and Green Beans
Grilled Peaches and Ricotta

[Open! The OCD is arguing with customer service.]