The Park, Friday night -- iCarly broadcast!

[hurtingzeebo]

Nothing could stop the weekly iCarly broadcast. Not rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor heatwave. Not even having a giant argument with your best friend. Certainly not entire chunks of the multiverse vanishing. As long as there was a Carly, a Freddie, and a Sam, there would be an iCarly.

"T-Bo?" Sam tried. She'd been at this for ages already.

"Okay, now you're just stringing random syllables together!" said Carly.

"But who runs the Groovy Smoothie?"

"What's a Groovy Smoothie?"

"Good gracious, woman!" Sam grabbed the sides of the feed laptop and shook it. "Not the Groovy Smoothie!"

[ooc: OCD for this very special broadcast of iCarly is up!]

Comments

Before the broadcast

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam was now just clinging to the hope that there was still Galini's pie out there, somewhere.

Re: Before the broadcast

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

Freddie was more than a little freaked out. After all... Groovy Smoothie was practically right across the street from Carly and Spencer's apartment.

"Well, uhhh, we should get the show ready," he said. "We're good to go on the sketch, right?"

Re: Before the broadcast

[hurtingzeebo]

"I brought the mukluks and the copy of the 1969 film More by Barbet Schroeder," Sam confirmed. "Carly, you got what you guys need?"

Re: Before the broadcast

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"Three gallons of blue drink, a Bill Clinton mask, and tutu. Check, check, and check," Carly said. "I think this one will be a hit."

"Wait, we needed three gallons?" Spencer said in the background.

"I bought three gallons," Carly said.

"...I'll be right back," Spencer said, rushing for the door.

"Well I think we can probably do it with less," Freddie said.

Re: Before the broadcast

[hurtingzeebo]

"Maybe if you were the one wearing the tutu," Sam commented.

Yeah, it was possible even she didn't know what that meant.

"Did you guys get the lifesize magnetic dressable hamster?"

Re: Before the broadcast

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"That wasn't on my list," Carly said, looking a little baffled.

"I thought we replaced that with the cymbal-crashing monkey toy," Freddie said.

The broadcast

[hurtingzeebo]

"I'm Sam," said Sam.

"And I'm Carly!" said Carly.

"And this ain't no disco," said Sam.

"And that's probably all we can say about that without breaking fair use," said Carly.

"So welcome to iCarly!"

And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

Something hilarious, I'm sure!

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"Hey internet!" said Sam. "What do you get when you cross a pair of mukluks, three -- uh, two gallons of blue drink, a Bill Clinton mask, a tutu, the 1969 film More by Barbet Schroeder and not a lifesize magnetic dressable hamster or a cymbal-crashing monkey toy?"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"It's a very special presentation we like to call 'The Worst Pawn Shop In the World'," Freddie said, having spun the camera around to face him so that Carly and Sam could get into 'costume'. "Another Pathetic Play as brought to you by iCarly!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

When he turned the camera back, he'd find Sam dressed up in her winter-wear best, complete with giant fluffy fleece hood pulled down low over her eyes. In one hand, she clutched a pair of mukluks. In the other, a copy of the 1969 film More by Barbet Shroeder.

"Gimmeh moneh!" she said in low grumbly voice. "Bah mah mukluks!"

Re: And now presenting. . . .

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

And then the camera cut to the Seattle feed, where Carly was wearing the Bill Clinton mask, the tutu, and a feather boa.

"I ain't buyin' no Mukluks!" she replied.

And here's our special guest. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

Assuming one wanders in, or checks in in the OOC thread.

Re: And here's our special guest. . . .

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

And one does wander in. Actually a couple of them. All named Jamie. Who might be drunk.

And carrying a sack of geese.

He eyed the camera in a wary way. "This won't be turned into the police will it?"

Re: And here's our special guest. . . .

[hurtingzeebo]

"Not by us!" Sam said cheerfully.

Re: And here's our special guest. . . .

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Tell me," Jamie said waving a finger at Sam. And Fred.

"What... would you do... for a Klondike bar?"

Re: And here's our special guest. . . .

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

"Manufacturer's suggested retail price?" Freddie said, being... boring old Freddie.

But then!

[hurtingzeebo]

Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN!

Re: But then!

[hurtingzeebo]

"And now on iCarly," Sam said, waving her arms about in a fanfare-ish manner. "Carly and I will do the Macarena while stuffing marhsmallows in our ears!"

Re: But then!

[randomspanish.livejournal.com]

Freddie had gotten back to watching the feed from Seattle and his eyes had quickly gone wide. "Actually," he said, turning the camera around to face him. "Please enjoy this emergency video of a cockatoo and a train set (http://youtu.be/H_lxUeqZ-Rw)!"

He switched the feed over to the video and gestured for Sam to come over to where he was standing.

Re: But then!

[hurtingzeebo]

Sam was already poised with her marhsmallows. "Dude, what have we told you about the train videos?" She went over to see what the big deal was.

"Sweet mother of chiz."

After the broadcast

[hurtingzeebo]

For the after-y math-like bits.

OOC

[hurtingzeebo]

Ping in if'n you'd like to guest star. Assumin' LJ's version of the Nothing doesn't eat our access.

Re: OOC

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Would you like some very drunk Jamie's walking through with a bag full of geese?

Don't ask why.

Re: OOC

[hurtingzeebo]

But of course! Everything's better with a bag full of geese!

Unless you're a goose in the bag!