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glacial_queen ([personal profile] glacial_queen) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2012-03-29 05:14 pm

Dite's Decadent Delights, Thursday Afternoon

There were two sales going on at 'Dite's today. The first was on all prophylactics and sexual aids: lube, dental dams, condoms, female condoms, Kaeleeran contraceptive tea, and spermicide were all up front and on display. There was also a large fishbowl under the metal rooster filled with condoms and dental dams that said "HELP YOURSELF."

Safe sex was the best sex, okay?

Also on sale was 'Dite's lingerie selection. "Your gown shouldn't be the only thing that makes you feel pretty!" From pretty underwear sets to naughty teddies and everything in between, Dite's whole collection was about 50% off.

Karla was spending the day organizing displays and sets, and trying not to laugh at some of the more ridiculous options. She was betting that most of those had been designed as a dare.

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