http://montecito-east.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] montecito-east.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2012-04-17 02:09 pm

The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

Mary had tried to do her part for the town by wearing an awful, ill-fitting uniform just like the rest of the teachers and students. It wasn't comfortable, but Mary figured that she could put up with it for a day. That wasn't going to happen, though Mary would not have believed the next sequence of events to be possible if she hadn't experienced it.

In the lobby, she found a little green alien swinging from a light fixture while drinking a bottle of tomato juice. Unfortunately, the critter couldn't hang onto the light and the bottle at the same time. Luckily, Mary was in the right place to catch the alien when it fell. Unluckily for her, the tomato juice spilled all over her uniform. She had to scramble to change into the first clean outfit she found. That happened to be a low-cut, tight-fitting dress that was more appropriate for a Las Vegas nightclub. She also found more of her little green friends waiting for her when she got back to her post at the front desk, and they were unwilling to leave her side.

And so it was just another day on the job...

Welcome to the Arms Hotel
Today's Specials
Roasted Salmon with Mustard, Tarragon and Chive Sauce
Warm Cauliflower Salad
Chive-Corn Muffins


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