The Park; Wednesday Afternoon [ 04/18 ].

[shestheworst.livejournal.com]

If anyone thought Britta planned on stopping after a failed smoke bomb and a failed uniform bonfire, then they would be (sadly) wrong.

This time, Britta's protest was a little more...abstract, and significantly more pointless. She had gotten a large cage, a big ball of the world, a hammer, and a squeeze bottle of red paint. She had brought them all to the park, found a good place to set the cage down, crawled on inside and locked herself in. And started to rant.

"This is what the School Board is doing to your freedom!" she announced. "I'm your freedom! And I'm in a cage! With the world! Because of them!"

To emphasize her point (whatever that may be), Britta than grabbed the bottle of paint and squeezed it all over the ball of the world. She then proceeded to hit it with the hammer, amid subsequent screaming and grunting.

Like you do.


[[ and this, my friends, is beautifully canon. Open park is open! ]]

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[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

And there would be Annie- in full uniform, mind you- sprinting across the park screaming while being chased by a rabbit.

Oh, Fandom.

[shestheworst.livejournal.com]

"Don't you see?" Britta called out after Annie, despite the fact that other girl was clearly otherwise preoccupied. "I'm our freedom! And...and that rabbit is the carnivorous all-consuming dictatorship of our school board!" She banged a little on the side of her cage. "Is anyone seeing this? Is the world seeing this? Are we Facebooking this?"

[abitlowkey]

And that would be Loki. Filming all of this on his tiny, StarkTech phone in order to post something new to his Tumblr.

Let's see people call him a troll with video proof of the oddities of his life!