Dite's Decadent Delights, Tuesday Afternoon

[icecoldfrost]

Given that it was the first week of classes and the new kids were settling in - and it sounded like there were two sex-ed-ish classes this semester - Emma was going to use her position for Great Justice. 

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Dite's was open, and Auntie Emma was In, darlings. 


[I deny thee, OCD!]

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[icecoldfrost]

"As a student, crazy weekends either made me start kissing pretty boys, or self-medicate to make everyone else shut-up," she replied tranquilly. "Both of which are perfectly acceptable methods of coping."

For, um, everything. If you were Emma.

"I was a bouncer, actually, while I was a student." Emma let the change ripple over her skin, turning her hand over in a sunbeam to let Kenzi get the full effect. "If the store doesn't keep me entertained enough, I might go pout at Northman and see if he'll give me my old job back."

[bah. of COURSE the icons expiring took away all my shiny ones. off to avengers, bbl.]

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

"I hear ya." Kenzi was a fan of the vodka for coping, yes indeed. "Northman--?" Then her questions pretty much got derailed.

"Shiiiiiiiiiiiny," Kenzi breathed, impressed. Seriously, if they traded in Emma, how much would she be worth right now?

[aww! *imagines diamonds* have fun, cyl.]

[icecoldfrost]

Kenzi, you were very very lucky that Emma's telepathy didn't work in her diamond form, or she'd rip your mind to bits for that little bit of contemplation.

"Eric Northman, the proprietor of Devil's Nest," Emma said with a smirk, letting Kenzi admire her. "I would joke that he likes blondes - have you met Pam? Amazingly gorgeous woman - but I think it's more along the lines that he finds telepaths funny and we tend to be blonde girls. And all hang out together."

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Fortunately Kenzi was easily distracted by all new pieces of information, so even the dazzle of Diamond Emma got back-burnered there. "Nope, haven't met Pam - the only kinda-telepath I know from here is Karla, I guess." She cocked her head. "And maybe 'Dite? But she's a goddess, I don't think that counts, hunh. Northman's the guy who hangs out and drinks and looks bored mostly there, right? My bud Bo bartends there on Saturdays."

[icecoldfrost]

"The chiseled Norse viking who is delectable in all the very 'no no bad plan' ways? That's Eric," Emma confirmed. "There's flocks of us, you know. Everytime someone has a wicked thought, a telepath gets their powers."

Lies.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi snorted, then grinned. "Then I want five percent of whatever you make off your powers. Wicked thoughts are fun." Thoughts of Eric Northman, Bo, porn movies, ways to use that as advertising for 'Dites, ways to recruit flocks of telepaths, wondering if telepaths flew, and back to the Russian versions of how to pose the mannequins flashed through her head at light-speed. Well. Thought-speed, even faster.