fandomtownies | The Park: Monday Evening

It had been a nice evening so Jack had taken his dog Lojack for a bit of a walk through town and eventually through the park when Lojack took off in a random direction.

Now, normally when a dog does this kind of thing usually a squirrel or rabbit is involved. Giving chase, Jack half expected something of the sort. However when he finally tracked Lojack down, Jack found the dog with his hackles raised and he was growling... at a park bench.

"Seriously?" Jack asked the dog. "It's a bench."

Lojack growled and barked once.

"It's just a bench!" Jack exclaimed. "Look!"

And with that Jack sat down on the bench. "See? Nothing to be a... Wait. I can't get up."

Lojack let out a sigh and trotted away. Sometimes humans were too stupid to live.

"I can't get up! Hey! Come back here! I'm stuck."

...

"Stupid bench."

[Benched post concept stolen with permission from

batwaffles and

trigons_child. Alas. Last Eureka ever.]