Demon Marcus, Sunday, All Day

[myownface]

Sparkle was a man on a mission, today. There had been a shipment of new stock in, and when he'd opened it up, well...

"Somebody out there didn't get the memo that pink is fricking out this season on the island."

Which meant?

Special! Today Only!
Buy any item in the store,
Burn one hideous pink dress in our back room!

He'd even made a run into town to pick up some extra lighter fluid on a fake ID for the occasion.

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[myownface]

Because maybe Sparkle wants to touch up his black nail polish at some point today, did you ever think about that?

Talk to Sparkle!

[myownface]

Of course, all nail touch-ups will be quickly forgotten in favour of burning shit. He has the offending items all heaped up to the side of the counter along with a pack of matches and too much flammable fluid for comfort.

OOC!

[myownface]

Every time I have had a kid working at Pixie Dust over the years, I've always found myself wishing that real life worked like this.

Where's my burn barrel, guys?