Wellspring Arms & Meditation Center, Sunday

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Today at Wellspring, Coulson was selling tickets to the gun show.

Only by "gun show" he meant "Olympics."

And by "tickets" he meant "stream."

And by "selling" he meant "watching."

And by "to" he meant "of."

And there probably needed an extra "a" in there somewhere.

So today at Wellspring, Coulson was watching a stream of the Olympics. It was exactly as interesting as you would imagine a suited man watching something on his phone while specifically not selling any weapons could be.