http://godgavemecable.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] godgavemecable.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2012-08-10 11:38 am

Goodvalor's Little Bivoli, Friday

"If anyone ever wondered how many squirrels can ride on a cat, it's 48,071," one of the droids informed Toby upon his arrival.

"What?"

"To seduce homeowners, sit outside the window and open your mouth slightly,"

"I'm just going to... go over here now," Toby decided, fleeing to the kitchen.

"What a relief it is to be able to touch and handle the cooking utensils without gloves and without feeling," the droid who was overseeing the cooking announced.

It was gonna be a long day. A day without specials, because frankly, Toby was too busy trying to figure out if the droids were speaking in some sort of elaborate code.