fandomtownies | Stark Industries, Wednesday

After her weekly Crazy Science And Phys Ed period, Jess made her way over to Stark's for her first day of 'regular' work. With her other job as a spy, you'd think she would be scoping the place out, hacking into records, that kind of thing. But no. She was using science and electronics to compare whether or not she tasted like SPAM. Because she was pretty sure that's what she tasted earlier when she unthinkingly licked her lips during breakfast. And then her arm after breakfast. And her hair at the lowest moment of her investigation this morning.

To her, it all tasted like the world's most processed meat. But she wasn't going to ask anyone to, you know, lick her as a control. That would be weird. And extremely forward.

So that's why she was behind the counter with her laptop, a can of SPAM, and diodes on her arm and the SPAM. She couldn't quite mechanize taste, but she would gather all the data she could to make a comparison.

Hell of a first day.

[OOC: Unsurprisingly, I'll be on SP throughout the day and fully around this evening!]