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fandomtownies2012-09-08 09:29 am
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The Perk, Saturday Morning
Thor had awoken this morning to discover that he possessed BREASTS.
Now. He was from Asgard, he knew that sometimes these things happened.
Except usually it was a fair bit more... voluntary.
Whatever was going on, he needed coffee to deal with it. ALL the coffee. That may have actually been the phrase he used when placing his order with the barista. All the coffee and at least a half-dozen pastries.
Because breasts.
Now. He was from Asgard, he knew that sometimes these things happened.
Except usually it was a fair bit more... voluntary.
Whatever was going on, he needed coffee to deal with it. ALL the coffee. That may have actually been the phrase he used when placing his order with the barista. All the coffee and at least a half-dozen pastries.
Because breasts.