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fandomtownies2012-12-07 03:11 pm
not_a_whiner) wrote in fandomtownies2012-12-07 03:11 pm
Across the Island, Friday Afternoon and BEYOND
The dodos had been planning. Plotting! Hatching a scheme (but no idiot balls)!
And sure, in the process, several of their number - some of which in lovely bows and poodle skirts - had perished. By falling off things. By walking into things. On one occasion, by being hurled at things. But! They would have their vengeance! Vengeance indeed! For their idiot balls had been stolen!
(Actually, a good sixty percent of them had just been misplaced. But that didn't really matter, for they were angry with rage.)
It had started small, yes. They had already been assaulting squirrels for a day. But! Next came the teal deer. Oh yes. The teal deer. And the poor alot of dodos? Well, that had been the first to go. Sure, there had been casualties on the dodo side of things, but it was a worthy sacrifice (of... four)! And now they had their eyes set on something bigger. The true perpetrators of this horrible crime. Yes! The people of Fandom themselves!
... Okay, that one enterprising dodo's plan to hurl himself into Tino's face hadn't worked out so well, but dangnabbit, they had numbers! And they would be used!
"FOR OUR CHILDREN! FOR THE DODO WAY! TO VICTORYYYY!"
Yes, Fandom, your streets were flooding with dodos today. And they were violent.
[[ ping to this post if you want NPC dodos (please mention it in the OOC) - links to open posts are also acceptable! - or mod your own dodos. In this post or otherwise. YARRRR. ]]
And sure, in the process, several of their number - some of which in lovely bows and poodle skirts - had perished. By falling off things. By walking into things. On one occasion, by being hurled at things. But! They would have their vengeance! Vengeance indeed! For their idiot balls had been stolen!
(Actually, a good sixty percent of them had just been misplaced. But that didn't really matter, for they were angry with rage.)
It had started small, yes. They had already been assaulting squirrels for a day. But! Next came the teal deer. Oh yes. The teal deer. And the poor alot of dodos? Well, that had been the first to go. Sure, there had been casualties on the dodo side of things, but it was a worthy sacrifice (of... four)! And now they had their eyes set on something bigger. The true perpetrators of this horrible crime. Yes! The people of Fandom themselves!
... Okay, that one enterprising dodo's plan to hurl himself into Tino's face hadn't worked out so well, but dangnabbit, they had numbers! And they would be used!
"FOR OUR CHILDREN! FOR THE DODO WAY! TO VICTORYYYY!"
Yes, Fandom, your streets were flooding with dodos today. And they were violent.
[[ ping to this post if you want NPC dodos (please mention it in the OOC) - links to open posts are also acceptable! - or mod your own dodos. In this post or otherwise. YARRRR. ]]
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