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The Devil's Nest, Wednesday Evening

Instead of the usual terrible music, the DJ had switched up his game with some country.

Derek was both confused and disturbed by this.

Because you couldn't even make a decent dubstep remix with this, guys. How could you even call it music if dubstep was off the table?

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Drink until the music speaks to your soul.

do u think there's a chance i'll turn into a cupcake or a bat 'cause I ate one in class???

Stiles wasn't about to seek Derek out at the bar but he'd still text him.

Damn it, Stiles! They weren't talking! Except for the parts where they were. Slightly.

Via text.

Derek glared down at his phone, but decided it was better than listening to sad country music all night.

Yes. You're turning into a cupcake bat.

Idiot.

You were the one that texted first, Derek, this was all your fault.

...it was worth it, that bat was tasty . Yeah, he was disgusting.

You're disgusting.

He meant it with all the love in his bitter, jaded heart.

it was chocolate with cream filling. u should have eaten them instead of letting them nest in ur pointy hair

It was much easier to insult Derek when he was across town.

You put off my appetite.

WITH HOW YOU EAT. YOUR FACE, STILES. YOUR FACE IS BAD.

was that an insult against my face or the way I eat???

cause jackson insulted my face yesterday i might be getting insecure now

How about both? Does both work for you?

>:| neither works for me...haha the >:| face looks like u

Forever regret the day you gave him your phone number, Derek.

I hate you.

There was a moment as Derek fiddled with his phone.

How do you make that face.

USE A QUESTION MARK, DEREK.

not telling. the secret of the derek face will die with me

>:[ that's u when ur fangs are out

I hate you. He'll just ask Jack. Jack'll know.

nah u totally love me. or at least are vaguely fond of me

I haven't killed you yet.

That counted for something.

speaking of killing people u should consider killing or maiming jackson 'cause he insulted puppy joe

And also because suggesting Stiles was unattractive was uncalled for.

It was Jackson, Stiles. If he hadn't insulted you, we'd know he was about to go murder lizard.

No.

fine then, let puppy joe be bullied. we're gonna have to send him to therapy

If Puppy Joe hadn't already been traumatized by his parents' weird relationship then it was probably safe to say he could handle Jackson's insults.

He's a dog, Stiles. A dog.

And already scarred by that, yes.

he's sensitive!!!! btw i did have a point when texting you

He'd get to it in a second.

i wasn't texting you randomly.

He didn't want you thinking he missed you or anything, Derek. Because he didn't. Really.

THEY DIDN'T MISS EACH OTHER AT ALL.

Oh joy.

NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.

yeah there's this new girl that looks like allison and shes really nice so don't be a dick to her 'cause of her argent face

Just great.

Is she a danger to me?

Seriously, Derek?

idk derek i talked to her once. she can throw a lacrosse ball straight and was nice enough to overlook me being a spaz. that's all i got

So why are you telling me about her?

He was a special man, okay?

because i didn't want u to see kate in town and get all growly faced 'cause u thought it was allison. not that u should get growly faced at allison 'cause she is a disney princess

Except when she was trying to kill teenage werewolves in the woods, obviously.

...that was a bad name for someone who looked like Allison.

She's an Argent. You should know better than to trust them.

allison's always been a good friend to me. i trust her dad too

You kind of had to trust a grown man that you made teary eyed.

BECAUSE HIS FAMILY GOT MURDER HAPPY. MURDER HAPPY.

Yeah. Chris is a a great guy. I'm sure he'll pay for my car window.

HIS PRECIOUS CAMARO.

well obviously he's not going to like you. He was still a hunter, sheesh.

anyway. i just wanted to tell you about the allison twin thing. He just got sidetracked for awhile there, as per usual.

Because, again, Stiles didn't want Derek thinking he actually wanted to talk to him.

If only he could give you an appropriate glare, Stiles. IF ONLY.

Thanks for that. Been a real help.

There was such an eye roll just then, don't think there wasn't! yeah whatever. bye

Oh who would come up with the next thinly veiled excuse to communicate?

Or maybe sway to the music. And cry about your dead dog/pick up truck/lovelife.

Where the boss could be.

Blame

robinonadderall for the music. I COULDN'T EVEN GET THROUGH THE ONE SONG.

When I had insomnia in high school there would be a late night commercial featuring Anne Murray so I know about 5 seconds of all her greatest hits.

I THINK THERE NEED TO BE PEANUT SHELLS ON THE FLOOR AND THE SMELL OF BEER AND BLOOD FOR ANY BAR THAT PLAYS THIS.

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