fandomtownies | Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday

So, it was Sparkle's first day on the job. On the job, working at the sex shop in town, as you do. He still wasn't completely certain how in the world people kept mistaking him for like a responsible potential employee, but they did, so here he was. Working.

In a shop that sold sex toys.

Days like today, spent making a display of edible lingerie by dressing up the cock in assorted candy bras and thongs whenever he got bored with poking through the condoms to see how many fun flavours he could find, he could almost forget that he was supposed to be angry with the world, or something.

Dite's was open, and the new employee was singing lewd songs and dancing with a sexy metal rooster. If you asked, he'd tell you he was just limbering up before his date tonight, and then try to sell you a chocolate penis.

[Open, and flying without OCD this morning!]