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Café Fina, Friday Night after the play
Anyone who came to eat at Fina today would be confronted with a very large, very impressive-looking sign:
CLOSING EARLY FOR THEATRE
Everyone is encouraged to attend The Consequence of Being Frank at the Boards tonight. Café Fina will close one-half hour before the performance, and will not re-open until dinner tomorrow.
50% off your entire bill if you plan on attending the performance.
As the dishes made ready their preparations for the cast party after the play, they would occasionally stop by and embellish the sign. By the end of the evening, it sported glitter, flowers, ribbons, and blinking lights, and yet somehow managed to remain elegant and dignified.
After the early closing, an additional sign -- this one saying simply "WELCOME THE CONSEQUENCE OF BEING FRANK" went up next to it. The Salt Cellar and Pepper Pot were supposed to be standing in the doorway waiting to greet the cast for the party, but instead started violently arguing about whether the sign was grammatical.
(OCD is up)
Everyone is encouraged to attend The Consequence of Being Frank at the Boards tonight. Café Fina will close one-half hour before the performance, and will not re-open until dinner tomorrow.
50% off your entire bill if you plan on attending the performance.
As the dishes made ready their preparations for the cast party after the play, they would occasionally stop by and embellish the sign. By the end of the evening, it sported glitter, flowers, ribbons, and blinking lights, and yet somehow managed to remain elegant and dignified.
After the early closing, an additional sign -- this one saying simply "WELCOME THE CONSEQUENCE OF BEING FRANK" went up next to it. The Salt Cellar and Pepper Pot were supposed to be standing in the doorway waiting to greet the cast for the party, but instead started violently arguing about whether the sign was grammatical.
(OCD is up)

Before the play
If you're not finished eating when it gets close to time for the play to start, you can expect to be passive-aggressively hovered over, glared at, and coughed at by an angry Cheese Grater.
During the play
See if you can get the Salt Cellar and Pepper Pot's attention long enough for them to yell at you, instead of each other. Don't expect to get in the door, unless you're invited to the cast party.
Cast Party -- Arrive
Arrive, mingle, and have some of the most exquisitely elegant hors d'oeuvres you have ever tasted. (Yes, there will be escargot.) There is no buffet, of course -- the waitstaff will be circling the room, serving you from trays.
Re: Cast Party -- Arrive
But now, freshly showered, clean, and starving, Karla made her way to the cast party.
There'd be booze, right?
Cast Party -- Dinner and Show
Dine, chat, and make merry.
The dishes, believing you are probably done with showmanship for the night, will field a simple string quartet on the stage as the evening's entertainment.
Cast Party -- Dessert
Cast Party -- Your Host
OOC