http://montecito-east.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] montecito-east.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-03-12 04:35 pm

The Arms Hotel Lobby, Tuesday

Gunther was in another one of his moods today. He was ranting about his food delivery and how his suppliers had made an absurd substitution for one of his most important ingredients.

"Calm down, Gunther. I'm sure it can't be that bad," said Mary, who was mentally picturing celery swapped for carrots. "How bad can it be?"

In response, Gunther shoved a large paper bag at her. It hit her with enough force to push her backwards. When she peeked inside the bag, Mary could see that it was so heavy because it contained a pair of large frozen birds. "I ordered rum! They send me frozen geese. Geese! How do you make rum punch with geese?" yelled Gunther before stomping off towards the kitchen.

Welcome to the Arms Hotel
Today's Special:
Roast Goose with Molasses Ginger Glaze


[Brought to you by my subconscious, which gave me a dream about someone at work making me carry two frozen geese. No OCD today.]