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Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday

"Pretty sure you're not supposed to be hiding inside that thing, guys."

It was a nice, normal day at Dite's. Sparkle was surrounded on all sides by sex paraphernalia, the cock was wearing a pretty sun hat and shades today, and there were squirrels tucked away in nooks and crannies around the store.

Or, rather, a very particular nook.

"Seriously, though. Those are the Japanese imports. They're not even cheap. How are we supposed to display those if they're covered in... like... pikachu cooties?"

He idly unwrapped a dick-shaped chocolate pop and bit then end off, staring at the weird squirrel things suspiciously.

"Is that even hygienic? Can we even sell those things now?"

Yep. A totally normal day.

[Open and OCD-free!]

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Kenzi wandered in in the afternoon, then looked confused.

"What day is it?"

"Friday?"

Or, as Sparkle was starting to lovingly know it as, 'playing with all the merch at the sex toy shop' day.

"I work here on Fridays." Wait. "I think I do, anyway... what are those squirrels doing-- neeever mind."

"You sure you do? 'Cause this is my fourth week in here, and I ain't seen you around," Sparkle replied, raising an eyebrow. "I mean, pretty sure I'd remember that. Come in to work, see you. Wave hi or whatever before puttin' the cock in one of those rocket-candy thongs..."

Sparkle lived a charmed life, really.

"And yeah, those squirrels are doing exactly what it looks like. Perverted little freaks."

"Exhibitionist squirrels. And here I just thought they were voyeurs." Kenzi shook her head in admiration. "Way to be, you little fuzzy furries."

"Wellll, you know, the whole schedule thing-- not my thing. And last week I was a raccoon by now." Kenzi paused. "And a couple times I slept in after my shift at Caritas...." Until the next day, maybe? "Hunh. Oh, I love the sunhat on the cock, by the way."

"Thanks," Sparkle said, giving Kenzi a grin. "He was so looking forward to spring..."

The shades really helped pull the whole look together.

"Girl, I think all your sleepin' in just gave me your job."

He did not sound particularly apologetic about that. This was an awesome job and he was keeping it, thanks.

"Ah! What the... seriously?" Kenzi pulled out her phone and checked her messages. "Don't they have to, like, actually fire you before they give someone else your job? In the real world? Even by voicemail or text or something?" Wait. "Which, granted, this isn't much like, and sometimes Karla's gone to Fairytale Land, or wherever else she comes from, soooo--"

"Well, I'm pretty sure in order to keep a job, you have to, like, show up for it sometimes," Sparkle replied with a shrug. "When is the last time you showed up here, anyhow?"

The employee sign-in sheet said, like, last year sometime. Not that Sparkle had snooped around to see if he was the only one actually working here or whatever.

"A while?" Schedules! Details! Hmm. "Dude. Now I'm bummed. I need a chocolate pop."

"We've got cocks and tits," Sparkle shared, ever so helpfully. "Go on and take one, on the house."

Because he was working here now, he could do that.

"Thanks!" See, perky again. Kenzi took one of each, and hopped up on the counter. "So what's the newest cool thing here? Aside from candy thongs, those never get old."

"Well, I'm gonna say that since I'm a guy, our mileage might vary," Sparkle pointed out. "I could have said that those Japanese toys were kinda interesting, but I'm going to have to like take that back now that I've seen a bunch of puffy rats hiding inside of them."

Because really, weird import squirrels. Really.

"Not like you'd be using them the same way, but I hear ya." Ergh. "Those guys, if they don't have work to do... yeesh." She nibbled on the chocolate nipple, shaking her head. "Spring, man. Motherfucking spring. All the little animals and metal cocks getting into it."

"I think one of the weird squirrel-things was trying to hula-hoop with a cockring earlier," Sparkle shared. "He was too pudgy for that to be at all effective, so now he's got the world's most embarrassing belt. Or, I dunno, maybe that's the look in Japan. I've never been there."

Kenzi nearly choked on her chocolate, giggling at that image. "Maybe that's our next trip? I mean, Turkey. Who expected Turkey?" She hopped off the counter and started browsing the books, shaking her head. "Still way too many He's Just Not that Into You type books... although hey, new Fairy Tale sex book, woo!"

"Yeah, I haven't read any of those yet," Sparkle admitted, eyeing the book wall. "There's like a section on gender identity and queer health and I'm all worried I'm going to like... learn something."

Who wanted to learn, right? That was too close to effort.

"Like what?" Kenzi asked, intrigued, picking up Lustfully Ever After (http://www.amazon.com/Lustfully-Ever-After-Erotic-Romance/dp/1573447870). "'You're doing it wrong'? 'Cause seriously, I think if you're having fun, that's all the requirement for doing it right. And you don't even have to worry about kids."

"God," Sparkle scoffed, "I should never have kids. They'd be way too fucked up."

Or else he'd be hyper aware of just what it was that kids needed that he never had growing up, and he'd be an awesome father. One of those things.

"But, you know, I wouldn't have to worry about accidental kids. It's not like actually ending up with one someday is impossible. I mean. Canada."

Equality was a wonderful thing up in the True North Strong and Free. He didn't run around screaming that he was gay, but at least he grew up in a country where his right to be was protected by law.

... His right to break into people's houses and steal their forks and spare socks was less so, and would probably impede the adoption process somewhat all the same.

[It was past my bedtime like an hour ago- crashing now. Night!]

"I've met mine, and they're not too fucked up? But I figure that was luck, more than anything," Kenzi said absently, jumping back up on the counter. "O, Canada. We rule. Sometimes I kinda miss it." She looked conflicted as she said that. "Other times..."

Yeah, Graduation Loomed.

[ha, sleep tight! laters!]

Oh, graduation.

"Not in any hurry to head back to Hogtown, are you?" Sparkle's smirk went almost sympathetic for a moment, there. "That'll be me in like two years. You've got family to go back to at least, don't you?"

"Yeah. Most of them are okay. Sima's getting out of juvie in September." See, that could be her, instead of just graduating high school. "And Tutya Ludmilla said they'd have a party for me when I got back. But there's nothing else, you know?" She waved her arms, and bit off the tip of the chocolate cock rather viciously. "It's not like I've got ... I dunno, college or a job or some kind of plan. Shit, half my friends are on the streets, that could be me in a year. Again." And after two years in Fandom, that was hard to go back to.

And yeah, that was Sparkle's sympathetic look, there.

"So, are there actually any students from Toronto here who haven't lived on the fucking streets at one point or another?"

Because, seriously, this was way too familiar.

Thinking of Toby, and hey, Anna's deal, Kenzi said glumly, "Not that I can tell. Or something worse." She gave him a sideways look, nibbling her chocolate. "I'm not whining. I mean. You get it, right?"

She'd survive. She always did. It just... kinda sucked.

"What'll whining ever change? I got a roof over my head when I go back. Doesn't mean I'm looking forward to it."

What was there to look forward to? Spending more time with Lewis? He liked Lewis. Maybe even loved the man a little. But here was more home than anywhere had ever been.

"Yeah." Kenzi kicked her heels again, and straightened. "It's six weeks off. I'll think of something. And I got some cash that'll get me through for a while. At least I'll get the diploma, right?" She cocked her head at him. "You've got how long, a couple years, 'til you're back there?"

"Yeah. Class of 2015. Already coming to terms with the fact that I'll be out of here one way or another by then. Go figure, failing classes on purpose around here won't work."

He'd seriously considered trying.

"Tell me about it! I'm taking Sex Ed for the second time for funnies, you think anyone noticed?" Kenzi waved her hands in the air and grimaced. "I think you have to, like, do something really destructive or evil or both to get booted outta here, and some people might get over-invested and murder-ate you. Some of our classmates are like that."

"Yeah, I noticed. Cade and I stole a friggin' camel and the worst we got was detention. And I'm really not up for trying to do something that will get me kicked out. Except, you know, graduate someday, apparently."

Stupid graduation.

Stupid, stupid graduation. Kenzi would happily stay in a dorm with easy access to food for the rest of her life, probably. But no way they'd let her do that.

"..a camel?" Now Kenzi was entertained. "What were you guys going to do with it?"

"I dunno," Sparkle admitted. "Keep it in the stables? Take it for long, romantic walks on the beach?"

There was nothing romantic about riding a camel. At all. Ever.

"Are you dating the camel, or someone who's homesick for livestock? ... Either way, that came out more disturbing than I meant," Kenzi said, face doing the Need-brain-bleach thing.

"Well, I guess if you're gonna talk about inappropriate relationships with livestock, at least you're in the right place," Sparkle offered, glancing around, and then grabbing another penis lollipop for himself. "Nah, I definitely don't know anyone who like camels that much. But we did name him after one of the teachers."

Poor Jaina.

"Awesome!" Kenzi cackles and holds up her hand for a fist-bump. "Do they know about that? Dude, you so should have gotten more punishment for that."

"Well, since Jaina was the one who ended up putting the camel back," or had that been Alenko? Either way, "I'm pretty sure that is a lot of why we got detention."

And also all the arguing they'd done.

"Heh. I gotta try that..." Or not. She wouldn't be on the next trip to Camel-land, would she? Kenzi grimaced, and slid off the counter. "Sometime." She looked around the shop. "Think Karla or anybody would mind if I showed up a different day?" Talking about all this reminded her that she was gonna need cash at some point in the future. Payday from Toby's illegal use of telepathy or not, that wasn't going to go far if she didn't keep adding to it.

"I dunno," Sparkle replied with a shrug. "Pretty sure that's something you'd have to take up with Blondie."

Much as he liked to pretend he was the boss of everything ever, the sad truth remained at the end of the day that he wasn't. Not even remotely.

"True 'nough." Or she could work a different day, and tell Karla that was the one she always worked? ... you never knew, it could work! "Are you still working at Demon Marcus?"

"Well, yeah. Why wouldn't I be?"

Sparkle had no idea why people kept hiring him, but work meant money, and money wasn't something he was in any position to turn down.

Kenzi waved a hand. "Just haven't been in there in a while." And that one jacket was still calling her name. "Gotta get a deal before graduation. Or a coat. Or... I dunno. Something." Gah! No more thinking about this! "Anywho." The Pikachu were no longer rockin', and she had to wonder where the squirrels were now. "Velvet bustier. Thinking bad. Shopping good."

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