fandomtownies | Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday

Sparkle was having a day. The first half of his shift hadn't been too bad. He worked surrounded by sex toys, but most of the really interesting things were kept in the back room. Still, it was pretty busy that morning, and after a few runs back there for specialty items, he had the air conditioning cranked up as high as it would go, and he was making it a personal mission to keep his hands off absolutely everything unless he absolutely had to reach for it for a customer.

After his third period class, however, being stuck on the same side of the classroom as every hot guy that ever wanted to learn to shoot an arrow, he was more than just a little twitchy. And, on top of that, some ass at the Mayor's office had started telling people to come here, rather than fielding complaints about the state of the island at large.

So it was really no wonder that, by the end of his shift, feeling maybe a little on the spiteful side, Sparkle put up a sign in the window announcing that all items in stock were now double price.

Supply and demand, folks. Cope.

[Open for all your sex shop needs! OCD-free!]