Luke's, Monday

[lovemykilt]

Priestly's plan for the week had been to lounge around his apartment watching bad TV, but it turned out that Stevesie the red panda really had spent the whole time he was away eating all the food in the apartment (seriously, he even got into the freezer), so Priestly was instead lounging in the diner, ordering the kitchen staff around, and watching Netflix on his laptop.

First up, Paranormal.

"Ooo," said the cook, leaning over Priestly's shoulder. "Is this the one with the zombie girlfriend, or the elven bromance?"

"Neither," Priestly said. "It's the one where they go undercover at a burlesque show to stop an ancient Scandinavian sex demon."

"Did ancient Scandinavia have sex demons?"

"Probably not."

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[lovemykilt]

The dishwasher wants to watch the show where the ancient Vikings help a dark ages priest discover his sexuality, but he was overruled.

Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

Weigh in on the relative merits of the whole "yetis are people too" plotline.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah did, in fact, have a little nurse's hat. But instead of a sexy-nurse-dress she was wearing comfy scrubs (c) cribbed from the Clinic nurses, who remembered her from many, many interesting adventures over the years. She wandered in from visiting them, and put an extra-big bottle of Tylenol down in front of Priestly. "I have antibiotic wipes too. Ooo, which one is this?" She leaned forward. "I love that tall guy."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"They're both tall," Priestly pointed out a little grumpily. "Seriously, you have to compare them to the guest stars, not each other." He looked up and smiled. "You found a hat!"

Re: Talk to Priestly

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Well, yeah, but I'm as tall as the less-tall one." Which was not a slam, 'cause that guy had a hot voice. She beamed and readjusted her headwear (http://www.costumestore.com/p-21417-nurse-hat-costume-hats.aspx). "I did! The nurses say 'hi', and they let me have this, 'cause you're not going in to make them work. Also let me have the scrubs in case I need to do surgery. Which I won't, but they're comfy."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Yeah, no offense, hon, but you're not doing surgery on me unless it's one hell of an emergency." He trusted her to do most things, but surgery? "I'm guessing the island's still pretty much intact? I haven't actually been outside since yesterday."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, if I didn't dig an arrow out of your shoulder before, I'm not doing it when there's people with actual experience around. Also, you're going to be unconscious if I ever have to do that. Even if I have to knock you out for it." Dinah shrugged and grabbed a mozzarella stick to munch on. "Looks okay. No damage anywhere, no monsters roaming or little kids crying, so I'm guessing nothing much happened here while we were kidnapped."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Radio said some kid named Kenzi took over the Principal's office," Priestly noted. "I have to admire her gumption."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah snickered. "Heh. Reminds me of Jamie Maddox. I wonder where he is now?" Wasn't he off in a desert somewhere, maybe? "I left a handwavey text for Momoko, and Jaime. And oh, wow, I think I slept about fourteen hours last night." She tossed an onion ring at him. "You should get outside again. We both should. See life. Air. Sky."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Yeah, yeah," Priestly waved a hand. "I'll get around to it, eventually." He was enjoying not having to scavenge for food or run for his life or get up if he didn't want to, right now. "Maybe I'll switch to lounging at an outdoor table when this episode finishes."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"Hmm, that works too... what is that supposed to be?" Dinah asked, tilting her head at the screen, nibbling more food as she put her feet up on a chair. "Sasquatch?" Right, like she had somewhere to be right now.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

April had sure taken her sweet time about leaving her apartment today, but eventually she made her way as far as Luke's. It was two blocks away, so. Congratulations, April.

"Can I get a smoothie?" she asked, claiming a chair. "Nothing red."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

She was one up on Priestly, he'd only made it downstairs. "Banana mango," he suggested, waving his good arm at the cook to get him on it. "No red fruits in it at all."

He was tempted to ask why the aversion to red, but was a little afraid of the answer.

"You can operate a blender with one arm," the cook noted.

"You're the worst minion, ever, Cookie."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

"What's wrong with your arm?" April asked, eyeing the arm Priestly hadn't just used to wave at the cook.

For her part, April was sporting a dark bruise on her neck that wasn't covered by her hair at the moment. Yay for lingering BDE injuries.

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"Got shot," Priestly said, leaving off the part where he was fleeing from medieval archers accusing him of being a demon after he tried to sneak in disguised as a leper. That sounded . . . somewhat less impressive, more like a sketch from a British comedy show. "What happened to your neck?"

Re: Talk to Priestly

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

"Vampire bite." And now Priestly knew why she didn't want anything red to drink! "Fucking dungeon."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"'Bleah, I'm dead now' vamp bite, or. . . ."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

"The other kind," she said succinctly. Then she nodded at his arm. "How about the shot?"

Re: Talk to Priestly

[lovemykilt]

"It didn't turn me into a vampire," Priestly said, then shook his head at his own dumb humor. "Survived, actually. Which might be a first for me for these things."

Re: Talk to Priestly

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

"Dude, congrats," April said, holding out a fist for a congratulatory fist-bump. "Pretty sure being turned into a vampire doesn't count as surviving, so I'm one for two on these."

OOC

[lovemykilt]

. . . I may have far too much fun making up imaginary story lines for meta'd tv shows.

Re: OOC

[arsenicmauls]

I'm 400% sure Supernatural would do that, so...

Re: OOC

[lovemykilt]

They've got a whole season 9 at least to get it in.

Re: OOC

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure that the dishwasher's show is not meta, but exists, yup. *snerk!*

Re: OOC

[lovemykilt]

Well yes, but in a vagued up way that totally counts. Now hush.