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fandomtownies2013-04-24 01:57 pm
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Town Hall, Wednesday
Due to the volume and the ungodliness of the post-event paperwork that had been given to Ron this morning, he did not have time to go out and get his own pre-lunch. And so it was, in this moment of hungry weakness, that he ordered his assistant to get lunch for him.
This had turned out to be a mistake.
"What is this?" he said.
"Lettuce!" she chirped.
He tossed it aside. "What is this?"
"A tomato!" she chirped with slightly less enthusiasm.
"Eesh," he said, and cast it aside. "And what is this?"
"Tofu," she said, her mouth forming a thin line.
Ron's eyes went big. "Burn this," he said, shoving it aside. "Now. Then consider yourself fired."
"But--"
"BURN IT."
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This had turned out to be a mistake.
"What is this?" he said.
"Lettuce!" she chirped.
He tossed it aside. "What is this?"
"A tomato!" she chirped with slightly less enthusiasm.
"Eesh," he said, and cast it aside. "And what is this?"
"Tofu," she said, her mouth forming a thin line.
Ron's eyes went big. "Burn this," he said, shoving it aside. "Now. Then consider yourself fired."
"But--"
"BURN IT."
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