gunslingerpose ([personal profile] gunslingerpose) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-06-29 10:51 am

The Arms Hotel, Saturday

So, this was Nikolai's first day on the job, watching the desk at the Arms Hotel. And, accurate to what Mary had told him about the place, most of his job here seemed to involve arguing with telemarketers over the phone between taking reservations. What the hell would the hotel even do with thirty gallons of violet edible body paint? What the hell would anyone do with thirty gallons of edible body paint? And why did this man keep calling back asking him to confirm where he should drop off the shipment?

Welcome to the Arms Hotel
Today's Specials:
Melitzanopita
Millet Saganaki with Shrimp and Ouzo
Roasted Plums with Greek Yogurt


Nikolai had a few suggestions about where to stick it, but he more or less behaved himself for most of the day. And then, after the seventh call, cracked and had them forward the shipment on to the BWI, who still hadn't found his wallet or his luggage.

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