The Park, Thursday afternoon

[lovemykilt]

So, Priestly was still on a mission. A mission to get into fighting shape and not die every time something invaded the island. A mission to not be totally winded every time Dinah roped him into going on a run.

Which meant that, once again, he was putting himself into the tender mercies of Dean Winchester as a trainer.

"Look," Priestly was saying, as they found themselves a clearish spot in the park to get a bit of said training in. "All I'm saying is that at least Stevesie didn't pick a cold day to ruin all our shirts." He offered Dean a shirtless, sheepish shrug. "And I brought sunscreen. You're possibly even paler than I am."

[ooc: open park is open, and full of shirtless Jensens. You're welcome.]

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[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Because some if us have modesty." Liiiiieeeees.

[lovemykilt]

"Dude. We live together, remember? We both know you have no concept of modesty."

Seriously, Dean. Priestly did not need to see your little black boxer-briefs that often.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"A man's home is a safe space," Dean replied, picking through his weapons stash for what to get Priestly working on. "Machete?"

[lovemykilt]

Priestly's eyes went slightly wide. "Somehow, that seems extra dangerous without a shirt on."

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Dude, don't be a wuss."

Be a wuss for your own safety, Priestly.

[lovemykilt]

"Not wanting to accidentally slice my nipples off does not make me a wuss." Priestly looked down at said nipples. He liked them. They were well placed and one of them was pierced.

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

Megan was getting absolutely everywhere today. And she was oh so happy to stumble onto this particular scene.

Even if she could only stop and gasp, "There is a god."

And then shriek, "PRIESTLY I LOVE YOOOOU!"

[lovemykilt]

There was a random woman professing her love for him. Well, she was pretty cute, at least.

"Uh. Do I know you?"

Maybe she came from some alternate Priestly universe?

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

"No, but you could," Megan smiled. "I'm Megan. I love you."

She said that already.

[lovemykilt]

Well hello there what Priestly was assuming was an incredibly forward new townie over the age of consent.

"It's the hair, right? Girls love the hair."

Oh honey.

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

"It's the hair, it's your whole thing," Megan nodded. "You're just you, and that's just so, so sexy and awesome."

Run, Priestly. All her smut fics were physically impossible and she was unaware of this.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Wow, that was loud, lady."

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

"I love you, too, Newest Dean!" Megan said. "I don't want you to feel left out but it's hard to get attached when I know they're gonna recast you again."

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"...What?"

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

"Not that I've heard anything," she added quickly. "There aren't any rumors, I mean."

[k3wlmom.livejournal.com]

"OMIGOD DO MEEEEEEE!"

Sorry, guys. Here comes Kara and her filter is broken.

[lovemykilt]

That was a lot of yelling. Priestly clutched his machete. "Okay, someone please tell me this is some kind of bizarre training exercise."

He was not going to fight off the cute-if-rather-excitable older woman with his machete. Not unless forced to.

[k3wlmom.livejournal.com]

"Are you training to be hot? Because sweetie, you've passed, but if you want to get a little sweaty, I will not stop you."

Kara had a Brilliant Thought!

"Oh, do you need me to get water so that you can pour it over your head and shake it so that it glistens in the sun and makes you look angelic in a way that will make Dean associate you with the angel he secretly pines for?"

[lovemykilt]

". . . Dean's pining for an angel?"

Yes, that was totally the most important part of that statement.

[k3wlmom.livejournal.com]

"That's what the Tumblr people say," Kara said, nodding. "Well, the ones who aren't photomanipping him into shots with Anakin, Derek and weirdly Ron Swanson."

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Hooooly crap," Dean said, staring in abject horror. If there was ever someone to make him hate the term MILF...

[k3wlmom.livejournal.com]

"I normally go by Kara, sweetie, but whatever makes you comfortable," Kara said perkily.

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Okay, look lady. I think you're barking up the wrong tree here."

Because he was filled with emotional turmoil. And you were scary.

[k3wlmom.livejournal.com]

Kara looked crushed. "It's because you're really, really gay, isn't it? I was hoping that was just for certain roles."

[fandomfanboy.livejournal.com]

After seeing the shirtless guys, Patrick took his shirt off as he continued to wander the park.

He was just trying to fit in, and he was comfortable with his body and how out of shape it was. SO THERE.