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Sparkle ([personal profile] myownface) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-08-09 08:11 am

Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday

Sparkle was in a pretty good mood today as he unpacked a shipment of books for the wall. There were some pretty useful ones about sexual health and identity, and then some, er, weirder ones.

Sparkle didn't consider himself a chef or anything, and at first he'd actually been pretty sure they'd gotten an incorrect shipment or something, but he was opening up Fifty Shades of Chicken just to be certain. By the time he was four recipes in, there was no doubt in his mind that this book belonged here. The recipes were legit, and their names?

If anyone walked in to find Sparkle howling with laughter while reading a chicken cookbook, that would be why.

[Open, OCD-free, and of course there's NSFW content at the link.]