http://hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-10-09 11:02 am

Furnado Animal Shelter, Wednesday

Some guy brought in a small fishbowl containing a too-large fish this morning, and now April had the unenviable task of having to find a suitably-sized tank for it. Furnado didn't really carry fish, since most people tended to flush their fish rather than bring them to shelters, so there were exactly zero tanks already in stock, but this odd-looking Angelicus Botia clearly needed some more room.

And that was how April found herself on the phone with a sushi restaurant, asking if they had any tanks that they could give her for a discount if she ordered enough rolls for lunch.

The sign out front still said NOW HIRING, but below that, in smaller letters, was the question, do you want a fish?

April believed in lazy marketing.