Mike walked into the office and looked around curiously, and then started to frown. This did NOT fit within the confines of his worldview, and it seemed to reinforce some of the crazier things Apu had told him. The more he looked, the more he frowned, until he just sighed disappointedly and scratched his head.

He walked up to Sam looking a bit lost. "So, if I were to ask you just exactly what it is you do here, would I regret it?"