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Luke's, Saturday

So, Dean woke up on a couch, with weapons hidden around the apartment. That, oddly enough, was the most normal part of everything happening today.

Because his life was a special one.

When he'd wandered downstairs, he'd found a restaurant that apparently he was in charge of for the day. Either that or the cooks were just lazy bastards who didn't want to be in charge.

Specials
Spaghetti-O's
Hot Dogs and Macaroni
PB&J

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It's delicious.

Who possibly had a gun somewhere under the counter. Just in case.

Oh, paranoia was ingrained in this kid.

Ugh, caffeine withdrawal is suck.

Priestly had woken up to the ABSOLUTE CUTEST little red racoony thing, and as such was in a delightful mood when he headed downstairs to see what other adorable creatures he could find.

Dean didn't count.

"Your specials sound gross."

Hello to you, too, Priestly.

"Hello," said nine-year-old Josh Lyman as he climbed into a chair and flipped through the newspaper looking for the comics. "Can I have some coffee?"

No, Josh, you can't. You're nine.

Dean totally counted! You shut your whore mouth!

"Do not."

"Sure." Look, you asked Dean for coffee. You were getting coffee. Because you're not Sammy and therefore get no care.

"You're paying for it, though," he called back, carefully bringing that pot of coffee over with both hands on the handle. "Cash only."

He just wanted cash.

Kaidan really needed to start doing a weirdness check before he went anywhere on the weekends.

He came in smiling, his tone jocular. "Hey, Dean, you still got burgers--"

... Uh.

"...On the menu."

"Uh," said Priestly. "Yeah, they do."

"Maybe," Dean replied, giving him the stink-eye. "Only if you've got the money for it. We don't take credit."

They did too take credit. He just didn't know how to use it. Also, he wanted your cash.

"Dude," said Priestly, because even wee, he was still Priestly. "You're allowed to drink coffee?"

"No, they don't, twerp."

Josh rummaged through his backpack until he found his wallet. "WOW I'M REALLY RICH!" he said. "There's a LOT of money in here!!"

He plunked down a twenty. "I'll also have an ice cream sundae with three cherries."

Breakfast of champions, yo.

"Yep," Josh lied. "Allll the time." He glanced between Dean and Priestly. "Are you twins?"

"Hi Kaidan!!" Josh said far too cheerily.

And that twenty was taken and shoved into Dean's pocket. "Works for me," he said, pouring a cup of coffee for Josh before quickly putting in the ice cream order.

What? He wanted to watch the kid drink that coffee.

It was gross.

Kaidan gave the kid an odd look, but mercifully didn't say you too take credit. "Do your parents know you're here?"

"I want a banana milkshake and peanut-butter pancakes," the brunette girl said as she settled herself on the stool at the counter. "Please."

Her parents had spent a longtime getting her to say that 'please.'

Kaidan rubbed the back of his neck. "Which one are you?"

"And I want an apple pie," Dean shot back, writing the order. "If they don't have 'em, it's not my fault."

They had all those things.

Josh poured in most of the milk pitcher, then added six sugars and took a big gulp. "Mmmm."

Caaaaash.

"Yeah," Dean replied without even thinking twice. "Dad's just running to the store."

Forever.

"That's not even coffee," Dean grumbled. He wanted to see the kid spit it out!

"I'm Josh," Josh said, sounding offended. "I'm not that forgettable."

"Okay, but you work here," Bay argued. "So it is too your fault. So there."

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