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arsenicmauls ([personal profile] arsenicmauls) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2013-11-25 02:45 pm
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Luke's, Monday

There were few more jarring things to show up to work just on time to witness than the sight of four fully-grown adults attempting to wrestle a decidedly large turkey through the door of the kitchen. Gert wasn't sure, but from the size of it and the groans of the chefs who were holding it, it looked to be at least eighty pounds.

Gert watched them for a moment, arms crossed over her chest. "Trying for the world record?" she said.

"Yeah," gasped out one of the cooks as she helped to haul the giant bird onto the table. "How'd you know?"

TODAY'S SPECIALS
Turkey sandwich with mayo, lettuce and tomato
Chicken-fried turkey nuggets
Turkey meat loaf

Honestly, we'll make anything with turkey in it. Suggest something we can't make and your turkey is free!