Theodoric of York, Thursday night

[amthenight.livejournal.com]

The fighting wasn't really meant to go like this. Batman confronted a group of psychos on their way to the Kwik Stop, one thing led to another, and all of a sudden there was a brawl inside a beauty salon. Nail polish was used to obscure the eyes of the psychos' masks. One was half-drowned in a mud bath. One was locked in the sauna cranked on high. One was laying on a table and his massage was certainly not relaxing (although the knot in his back was definitely out).

Please don't ask what happened to the one with the wax.

When all was said and done, there were four psychos tied up and left on the roof of the building. And by the cash register was enough money for four deluxe spa packages, with a healthy tip.

That's how the Batman rolled.