"More like a jackass," Sparkle added, smirking and reaching into his pocket for his Sharpie. He wasn't going anywhere near Cecil's gun, thanks, but he could deface things he didn't much care for like a champion. "I mean, I wouldn't insult dicks by calling him one. He'd be like the worst dick of all. All... I don't know. Scabby and bubbly or something."

Sparkle, please stop overthinking Jack's junk.