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Sparkle ([personal profile] myownface) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2014-02-09 08:10 am

Demon Marcus, Sunday

Okay, so it was one of those weekends, where apparently everyone on the island was completely out of their gourd. Sparkle had no idea why the cray-cray had let him be (with the exception of a weird craving for caffeine pills instead of his usual morning smoke), but he was thankful for it. After all, he already had two friends who were apparently getting married for the presents today and who had appointed him flower girl...

... Which, in fairness, was pretty par for the course for Kenzi and Cecil anyway. And it sounded like it would be hilarious, so Sparkle had decided to roll with it. Hell, he was kind of feeling left out, here. Maybe he'd just roll with it all. Who knew? Maybe he'd manage to score some of the good drugs out of this whole deal yet. Like caffei-- Dammit.

If anyone needed him, he was sitting at the counter, touching up the black on his nails. Because that was what rebellious punk types were supposed to do on days like this, wasn't it? Ooo! Maybe he'd end up in the middle of a crazy love octagon or something before the weekend was through!

This was awesome.

[Open! Sparkle is totally going to roll with the crazy today, because that's the way (uh-huh uh-huh) he likes it.]

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor Skywalker, beautiful and dangerous heiress to the Skywalker diamond mines, was in a bit of a bind.

She'd promised her father grandfather? patriarch Anakin that she would kidnap Grace Winchester and frame the werewolves for it, but she only vaguely remembered Grace, couldn't seem to find her, and didn't know too many werewolves.

Naturally, the first place to look for information would be the clothing store. She was a fashion designer. It only made sense.

When she strolled into the store, in one of Milan's latest fashions, and with Lady Miss Mirabelle Pfefferton III (http://i.imgur.com/60NfgS2.jpg) in her customary seat in her purse, she gave the clerk a once-over. Maybe he could help?

"Do you know any werewolves?" she asked. And more importantly, "May I smoke in here?"

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course I smoke," Eleanor said, reaching into her purse for a cigarette pack. Feffie growled at her, and she glared. "The cigarettes are more important than you," she said threateningly. "You can be replaced."

Feffie seemed to at least get the gist of it, and quieted down.

"I need to find a werewolf," she said, once she'd gotten the cigarette lit and taken an elegant, elegant puff. "And Grace Winchester."

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't?" Eleanor said, raising an eyebrow. "How can you not?"

Never mind that she didn't remember, either.

And that was when a beautiful idea hit her, right between her perfectly-spaced eyes.

"Do you have wigs here?"

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Eleanor went into the back and fussed around with several of the wigs. Some of them looked promising, even.

She returned with a tacky-looking ball of wire (http://imgur.com/Do5LMB5.jpg) that Feffie was doing her best to eat, and a shrewd look.

"How'd you like to make fifty bucks?"

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Being kidnapped," Eleanor explained. "And then we're gonna fake your death."

It was this or actually kidnap Sparkle, and it turned out that Anakin's goons were kind of dim and bad at kidnappings. Or maybe she'd just picked really bad ones.

"Here."

Yeah. The wig was involved.

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're Grace Winchester," she said. The wig really sold it. "I'm kidnapping you and we're gonna frame the werewolves for your death. There's this guy who's totally into me, and he's gonna help, and he's, like, a werewolf or something."

She and the werewolf were, like, in love. Sort of. Anyway he promised her that just because he was crippled didn't mean the rest of it didn't work, so they were probably gonna bang at Jaina's wedding.

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"There's gotta be blood," Eleanor decided. "We need to smear a lot of it on the werewolf-guy, and get it on Jaina's wedding dress."

The werewolf guy, for the framing. Jaina, because she was getting all of the attention with this wedding-thing and Eleanor was petty like that.

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh. Why was he being a whiny little bitch about this? Seriously, the blood was important.

She considered her alternatives for a few seconds.

"Seventy-five bucks?"

[identity profile] nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com 2014-02-09 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," Eleanor said. "Sure, that's fine. Let's get that werewolf guy, I'm sure he'll bleed on stuff for us."

Guys did lots of crazy shit when they wanted to get laid.