Our Lady of Fandom- Sunday afternoon

[solo_sword]

There wasn't a ton of time to clean everything up after Cade's funeral, but the time for grieving had come and gone and now it was time for a wedding! In the same place where a teenger had just been eulogized! Happy times!

The place was done up all pretty, because even if it was Jaina's- ...third? Fifth? Who really kept track of these things anymore- wedding, Skywalkers spared no expense.

You were free to place bets on what was going to happen this time.


[Yes, another wedding! Open to all!]

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Arrive/Mingle

[solo_sword]

Get together, plot, cry at weddings, look suspiciously at each other, deal coffee under the (figurative) table, etc.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[sith_happened]

On this, the day (again) of his granddaughter's wedding, Anakin was prepared to grant you favors.

Unless you were Bruce Wayne, head of the caffeine cartal that Anakin had just learned of. You were a dead man walking.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke was crying at the wedding because HE would never have a wedding with Grace.

WOE. SO MUCH WOE.

Plus Jaina had blown the wedding budget for the whole family, even if he hadn't been cut off.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce was a new man. Not only had the good personality taken complete and total control of his body, but that good personality got some action. He even went ahead and got rid of the horrible, horrible "orphans for drugs" deal that had been arranged the previous night because what the hell was with that. They're ORPHANS.

Anyway, he attended the wedding with a clear conscience and a good heart. He wanted to see how things worked out for these two.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[sith_happened]

Well, it was super heartwarming that he had a clear conscience, being that he was going to meet his maker annnnny second now as Anakin crept closer, knife in hand.

Just ignore that ominous music, Bruce.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Bruce got on his phone and pulled up Four Square.

Look at that! He was Mayor of Our Lady of Fandom! Seriously, things were great right now.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[1stinkinpercent.livejournal.com]

Riley was still stricken by his disease but after his sudden visit from Bruce last night, he was starting to recover. He was starting to feel much better.

He thought a wedding was the perfect time to make his grand reappearance into the land of the living! He was so sure everyone had missed him so much!

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

Eleanor had a very impressive crew with her, when she arrived to the wedding.

Firstly, there was Grace Winchester. You could tell it was Grace Winchester and not Sparkle (http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/7139975.html?thread=266195847#t266195847) because of her beautiful wig hair (http://imgur.com/Do5LMB5.jpg).

Secondly, she had some crippled jock football player (http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/7139758.html?thread=266197934#t266197934) named Jimmy or whatever who was a werewolf. She was gonna frame him for when she offed Grace.

It wasn't going to be a real death. Sparkle might get pissed.

And lastly, riding along in her purse was Lady Miss Mirabelle Pfefferton III (http://i.imgur.com/60NfgS2.jpg), who was the most important of her guests because she was the only one Eleanor actually gave a damn about.

Except for the whole bit where she and Jimmy were like in love or whatever. Her love had cured his fake crippled legs. Take that.

Now she had to sit here and let Jaina get all the attention. Weddings sucked.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[fly-so-serious.livejournal.com]

Jeffy Maroe, the ex-star running back who was faking being paralyzed and had recently started smuggling energy drinks onto the island in a bid to take over the caffeine trade and ruin Bruce Wayne and Anakin Skywalker for causing the terrible gerbil-fighting accident that cost him the use of his legs, steepled his fingers and cackled menacingly. All of his plans were coming to fruition.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

"I thought your legs got fixed," she said. She sounded bored, but it was totally true love. He'd given her some energy drinks.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[myownface]

Yep. Totally Grace Winchester over here. You could tell because of the gorgeous flowing locks?

Frankly, Sparkle didn't care who people thought he was, just so long as nobody actually killed him. Hanging around the crazies wasn't half as fun if he didn't live long enough to get his seventy-five bucks for it.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

How about kissed him stupid?

"Grace! My love!" Luke cried, dashing across the church and avoiding the dead body (God, Dad) and kissing Grace thoroughly.

Sorry, Sparkle.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Howie had pounded a 5 Hour Energy in the bathroom before the ceremony. That was the only reason he was at all ready for his ring bearer responsibilities. And after seeing what happened to Bruce Wayne right when he got in, it meant he was also ready for something else.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[notagoose]

Occasionally the writers remembered that he was a character and so had made the effort to put him in the wedding scene, still Goose could cope with being in the background. He was a former assassin after all and this allowed him cover in case anyone from his tragic past tried to track him down.

Re: Arrive/Mingle

[bigdamnprincipal]

There was no way Zoe had been invited to this event, but no one was going to stop her from attending. Or from being written into the scene, thank you very much. She took a seat near the back, keeping her sunglasses on despite being inside, and watched for any attempted assassins.

Ceremony

[solo_sword]

Dun dun dun dun...

Re: Ceremony

[texted3times]

Eric wasn't at all expecting to be struck by lightning or burst into flame, being a vampire in a church. Nooooope.

Nooooope.

He sparkled in the sunlight as he waited for his beloved to make her appearance.

Re: Ceremony

[solo_sword]

Jaina had done this several times by now, so she'd decided to make a bold statement, especially when she was marrying a vampire. So her dress was fire engine red, because that was sure to keep people talking.

Unlike whatever terrible thing that happened at her wedding happened. Surely no one would talk about that.

Anyway, she walked down the aisle, looking beautiful, and also red.

Re: Ceremony

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

Howie was bearing the rings, of course. Bearing them like a pro.

Of course, he had other things on his mind for afterwards.... Oh, schemes.

Aftermath

[solo_sword]

In case there is any!

Re: Aftermath

[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

While everyone was distracted by the wedding and whatever other fallout there might be, Howie slipped away.

Minutes later, Jessica - wearing a coffee-brown dress - made her way over to Bruce's dead body and retrieved his phone. Now she was the Mayor of Our Lady of Fandom. And with that, the oil reserves buried deep beneath the church were hers.

With a hat, she was heir to the Skywalker and Stark fortunes. Without it, she was an oil baroness. Soon none would stand in her way.

Re: Aftermath

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Pam arrived late to the wedding, having just been witness to her own daughter's blessed union.

She stood over Bruce's body, and couldn't help giving an enthusiastic fist-pump.

Wait. That didn't solve her legal problems. Hmmm.

Don't mind Pam. She was just going to sit down, compose a confession on the back of a receipt she'd found in her purse, and then put a pen in Bruce's dead hand and make him sign it.

Good thing rigor hadn't set in yet. This would totally fool a judge.

Shame about the alimony, though.

OOC

[solo_sword]

One can never have too many events on SOW!

Re: OOC

[necroslacker]

I'm curious about what Jaina's name would actually be now after all of her weddings. Like how long would it be?

Re: OOC

[solo_sword]

Well only one wedding has been successful...

But if they all had been she'd be Jaina Solo-Sheppard-Swaddlepants-Northman, I think.