Trooper Station | Friday

[robinonadderall]

Since he was going to be on vacation next week, Stiles was taking the time to day to get a week's worth of talking done with Scott. You know, foreign country, mystical time travel, who knew if phone plans would translate?

Scott did not approve of this at all. They were kind of codependent, yes.

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Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

He would call Scott back later.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

Speaking of codependent...

Derek dropped a bag of burritos on Stiles' desk. Because he was hungry and Stiles was there. Yep. Good enough reasoning for him.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

Stiles looked at the food and then up to Derek, giving him a smile. "Hey, I gotta call you back."

He hung up and immediately went for the bag. "Oh god, I could kiss you right now. But I won't."

'Cause of rules.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

Indeed because rules.

"I'm sure you can kiss a burrito," Derek joked dryly.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not gonna kiss the burrito, I'm gonna eat the burrito," he said, grabbing one. "Thanks. I didn't bring a lunch."

He never brought a lunch. His dad used to have to duct tape his lunch to his bookbag because he'd forget it otherwise.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

"Do you ever remember?"

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"Well, no," he said. "I don't think about it until I'm hungry."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

"That explains so much about you," Derek replied, taking his own burrito.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"Why remember to bring a lunch when you'll just bring one for me?" he asked.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

"So, now I have to see you at work so you don't starve." Forced into it.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"Pretty much," Stiles said with a nod. "You brought it on yourself."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

"Or you could trying making yourself a lunch."

Meaning Derek would shove a Tupperware at Stiles and stalk off because it wasn't like he liked you or anything. Baka. Derek Hale: the ultimate, beardy tsundere.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"That would require remembering that I need to bring a lunch," he said. "And that just doesn't happen."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

Ugh, stop making Derek be a housewife.

"You're going to starve to death at college."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"I am not," Stiles said, rolling his eyes. "I am perfectly capable of surviving on my own, even if I don't pack lunches."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

"Uh huh." And Derek had already managed to polish off one burrito before going for a second. It was unseemly how much he was able to eat.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

Meanwhile Stiles had only eaten about half of his. They were huge burritos, okay? "I spent a lot of time on my own growing up, I know how to feed myself. I'll be fine in school."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

"So, I shouldn't visit to feed you?"

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"No, you should visit for other reasons." Sex reasons.

Re: Talk to Stiles

[justlurkinghere]

DAMN IT, STILES.

And Derek could guess the reasons Stiles had in mind. Which was why he looked am narrated by it. "And food."

Re: Talk to Stiles

[robinonadderall]

"I guess we could have food after, yeah." His imaginary sex life was very vigorous and enthusiastic, okay?

Other Trooper Business

[robinonadderall]

If there was any.

OOC

[robinonadderall]

Poor Jackson.

Re: OOC

[nomoresportscars]

I swear I will make a version of this happen. SOMEHOW.

Re: OOC

[robinonadderall]

GOOD.