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fandomtownies2014-08-12 11:58 am
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Dite's Decadent Delights [Tuesday]
Irene was feeling better than she had over the weekend -- she was still a little touch-and-go with food, and she was staying quite far away from tea for the time being, but she at least looked better.
Or, at least she had. When she'd tried to leave the flat in a white suit and Louboutins and had seen that it was...raining fish, she'd turned heel and gone back inside to change into (designer) jeans and (designer) tennis shoes. And to grab an umbrella. Ick.
It probably said something about her that she wasn't exceptionally surprised by this turn of events.
But at least she had her makeup done. And at least she'd had her first real, strange experience, here. It was like a rite of passage! Like losing her Fandom virginity! (The rain of fish would have rather made a worse story for her first time, she thought.)
When she finally arrived at the shop and had shaken off the disgusting little fishies on her umbrella, she placed a sign neatly in the window.
SALE
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
Must provide an interesting story of what happened to you this weekend
Because if there was anything Irene knew definitively, it was that when shit hit the fan, people generally had a lot of sex afterwards.
Or, at least she had. When she'd tried to leave the flat in a white suit and Louboutins and had seen that it was...raining fish, she'd turned heel and gone back inside to change into (designer) jeans and (designer) tennis shoes. And to grab an umbrella. Ick.
It probably said something about her that she wasn't exceptionally surprised by this turn of events.
But at least she had her makeup done. And at least she'd had her first real, strange experience, here. It was like a rite of passage! Like losing her Fandom virginity! (The rain of fish would have rather made a worse story for her first time, she thought.)
When she finally arrived at the shop and had shaken off the disgusting little fishies on her umbrella, she placed a sign neatly in the window.
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE
Must provide an interesting story of what happened to you this weekend
Because if there was anything Irene knew definitively, it was that when shit hit the fan, people generally had a lot of sex afterwards.

Mod your shopping [08/12/14]
Talk to Irene [08/12/14]
OOC [08/12/14]
Flooding is still all over the place, though, so we'll see if I stay here!