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J,GOB [Saturday morning, September 6, 2014]

The man had woken up in a black bustier with a leggy brunette (that part was okay, the bustier DECIDEDLY NOT) in a strange hotel room.

He stopped only to find new clothes before bolting from the room, which was why he was now at the coffee shop in a hotel robe (STILL BETTER THAN THE BUSTIER) drinking black coffee and working his way through the entire pastry selection.

He didn't even know his name, okay, and there had been WOMEN'S CLOTHING involved in whatever he'd done the night before. Sugary carbs were the only way to cope, okay.

[OOC: Come at me!]
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[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
There was absolutely no way that Aeryn was going to be okay with any of this, just for the record.

Which was why she was stalking into the first place that looked like there were people inside, reaching over the counter to grab the barista by the shirt, and demanding, "What is this place?"

For Aeryn, this was almost an underreaction.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bakery," he told her. "Try the jelly-filled ones."

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that got her to drop the barista, at least. "What?"
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"The pastries," he said. "They're good."

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't want pastries, I want information," Aeryn said.

She'd get a pastry later.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
His smile slid away. "That I can't really help you with. I don't even know my own name. Or where my clothes are."

Thus the classy homeless guy wear today.

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's a... fetching look on you." She didn't mean that. "You don't know what happened, either?"
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He shook his head. "I wish I did."

Thus drowning his sadness in coffee and pastries. "At least I know now that it's not just me?"

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it everywhere?" Aeryn asked. "Why would something like this happen?"

Did it matter he didn't know anything? Yeah, but she had to internally flail a little.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know," Anakin said, frustrated. "But I also don't know how to fix it, so I'm having coffee."

Rory would be proud of that decision.

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"We find whoever's responsible, we make them fix it, and we shoot them."

...some things never change.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"That seems like an excellent plan," said guy wearing a bathrobe. "First coffee, then ass-kicking."

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Aeryn shook her head. "Coffee later," she said, pulling her pulse pistol to point at the ceiling, just to show him. "I found it under my pillow."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oooooh," he said appreciatively. "Was there another one?"

Because he was intimidating no one in the robe.

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have no idea. I thought I'd only need the one," Aeryn said. "But I must have gotten it from somewhere."
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Could we go back there and see if we can find another? And maybe some pants for me?"

Dream big, Anakin.

[identity profile] imnotgoodatnice.livejournal.com 2014-09-06 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine. That outfit will offer you no protection," Aeryn said helpfully.

If Bond ended up with some missing pants, well.
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[personal profile] sith_happened 2014-09-06 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was better than the other options," Anakin said, finishing his coffee and standing up. "Trust me."
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