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Luke's, Friday

So more than half the town was off on some kind of vacation, and Eliot himself had only just gotten back from a job (the "Do Not Go Gentle Job", suggested by the client, which was at least an improvement over Hardison's suggestion of the "Oh God, Oh God, We're All Going to Die Job"), so he hadn't been able to check in on the diner until now.

If the busboy didn't stop trying to poke Eliot's recently dislocated and currently immobilized shoulder, he was going to have to lock him into the freezer. Only Parker was allowed to do that. Or, on very rare occasion, Nate.

Today's specials
Turkey club with fresh mayonnaise
Spicy curly fries
Apple pie
NOW HIRING!


Luke's was open and OCD-less.
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[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-10 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Vic picked a stool at the counter and sat down as she looked over the day's special. "So the fresh mayonnaise means you just opened the jar today right?" she teased.
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-10 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sure," Eliot said. "The jar that I'm storing the freshly made mayonnaise in."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-10 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know if you're going to get snippy with me I'm just going back to my office and eat ravioli. Out of the can," Vic countered. "Or are you going to force me to eat whatever you make?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-10 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Canned ravioli. A low blow.

"Now you're just playin' dirty."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Vic snorted in amusement. "You have no idea how dirty I can get."

And immediately realized how that sounded.

"That sounded less slutty in my head."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-10 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Eliot shrugged. "Ain't here to judge. Well, except your eating habits."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-10 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. And you do an exceptional job at that," Vic said. "So what are you making for me today? Chili fries? I'm hungry for chili fries."

She was so not getting chili fries, was she?
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-10 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She might've, if she hadn't gone for the canned ravioli comment. "How about poutine?"

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-10 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is that French for chili fries?" Vic asked hopefully.
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-10 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sort of."

Nope.

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-10 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sort of... How? There is chili, right?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-10 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
"Define 'chili'." See Vic? Eliot can learn to tease, too.

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you trying to be funny?" Vic asked with an amused look. "This is a new look for you."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot shrugged. "Decent case this week. Worked off some steam."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, yeah?" Vc said tilting her head. "Tell me about it."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot gave her a brief sizing up. "Dunno," he said. "You might get mad."

[ooc: and I disappear for a three hour drive in which to figure out what the job actually was. SP mode activate!]

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Why? Because you served chili fries to another deputy?" She joked.
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot snorted. "Poutine," he said. "You'll love it."

It was entirely possible that was not true.

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
"So you say," Vic said leaning on the counter. "But it sounds like some kind of food with duck liver in it. So seriously, what would get me mad?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Nothin'," Eliot said. "Forget about it."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Because that's what cops do Eliot. Which is why Vic is giving you a curious look.

"Uh-huh."

She pursed her lips and decided to let it go. For now as she idly picked up a menu to look it over. "This poutine isn't remotely healthy is it? I may have to out right reject it."
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's covered in gravy."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well anything covered in gravy can't be all bad," Vic mused. "What kind of food is it?"
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"French fries," Eliot said. "With cheese curds. It's Quebecois."

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"So. Canadian French fries."

Yes. She was trying to be clever. C'mon Eliot. Give her a small grin. Just a little one.
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[personal profile] vdistinctive 2014-10-11 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
For a pun that bad?

"That's terrible," Eliot said. "There's something wrong with you."

He meant it in the nicest way, at least.

[identity profile] fracknotfrak.livejournal.com 2014-10-11 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes. I enjoy hanging out with you," Vic said with a smirk.
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