Dite's Decadent Delights, Thursday

[princessarcasm]

Amy was not comfortable with the theme of the day. And while she privately thought that people would probably avoid a sex shop on a day like this, she still had a job to do. She decided that for the sake of everyone's comfort, it was her duty to go the extra mile and make a neat little sign for the door.

We can make your purchase as quiet as you want here!
No chatting, no questions, no explanations.
Your secrets are safe with you!
Come on in and try our new edible lubricant line today!

{open, no OCD!}