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fandomtownies2015-02-05 10:12 am
vdistinctive) wrote in fandomtownies2015-02-05 10:12 am
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Luke's, Thursday
The kitchen staff were all refusing to even go near the freezer.
"The hell is it now?" Eliot groused, storming across the kitchen. "Wait, no, let me guess: the polar bears are restless."
"The polar bears have been eaten!" hissed the busboy. Eliot paused.
"Really?"
The dishwasher and cook shrugged. "Maybe?"
Eliot rolled his eyes. The moment he stepped within five feet of the freezer door, it creaked open. A tentacle uncurled through the gap, wrapped itself around Eliot's ankle, and yanked. Eliot kicked it. "Butcher knife!" The cook grabbed the knife and tossed it underhand to Eliot, who caught it by the handle, leaned foward, and hacked at the tentacle until it stopped trying to drag him in and let him go. Whatever the tentacle belonged to let out a sad whirring noise, and the tentacle slunk back into the freezer, pulling the door shut behind it.
"What the hell?" Eliot demanded.
"Dude," said the cook. "We've been telling you that thing was on the fritz for weeks."
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"The hell is it now?" Eliot groused, storming across the kitchen. "Wait, no, let me guess: the polar bears are restless."
"The polar bears have been eaten!" hissed the busboy. Eliot paused.
"Really?"
The dishwasher and cook shrugged. "Maybe?"
Eliot rolled his eyes. The moment he stepped within five feet of the freezer door, it creaked open. A tentacle uncurled through the gap, wrapped itself around Eliot's ankle, and yanked. Eliot kicked it. "Butcher knife!" The cook grabbed the knife and tossed it underhand to Eliot, who caught it by the handle, leaned foward, and hacked at the tentacle until it stopped trying to drag him in and let him go. Whatever the tentacle belonged to let out a sad whirring noise, and the tentacle slunk back into the freezer, pulling the door shut behind it.
"What the hell?" Eliot demanded.
"Dude," said the cook. "We've been telling you that thing was on the fritz for weeks."
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