JGOB | Saturday Afternoon

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

Delta wasn't a fan of York's idea of buying a bunch of fireworks and setting them off on the roof of Freedom Arms. Which seemed very unpatriotic to York. However he wanted to celebrate the holiday somehow see he was named (or code named, rather) after one of the fifty states. So he decided to go to the donut place and order three donuts that were frosted red, white and blue respectively.

And then maybe he'd go to the store and pick up sparklers to wave around like an idiot.

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[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"Seriously?"

Wash shouldn't judge and yet...

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"What?" York asked around a mouthful of donut. The blue one.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

Gross, York. So gross. "Red, white, and blue donuts?"

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"It's festive." We all couldn't be mopey sadsacks, Wash.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

You so could if you put your mind to it! "It's not even healthy."

Or you could just be Wash. And be the most boring person ever. Don't do that.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"They're not?" York asked, pretending to look shocked. "Delta, why didn't you tell me?!"

Delta didn't answer because he now knew sarcasm when he heard it. Most of the time.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

Wash sighed like he couldn't even remember why he associated with York. Other than their shared pasts and a misguided sense of loyalty.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"What are you doing here if not for donuts?" he asked.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"I'm here for bagels." He would be.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Lame."

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"It is not lame," Wash replied, rolling his eyes.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Totally lame," he said. "Bagels are boring donuts."

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"You're Agent New York. I thought it was in the job requirement to like bagels."

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Is it your job to like pretentious coffee brands and humping trees?" he asked.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"I could be D.C.," Wash shot back.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Technically not a state," he pointed out.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"Would that have stopped the Director?"

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Definitely," York said. "OCD is his thing."

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"...point. Fine, you don't have to like bagels and I don't have to have ear spacers."

Goddammit Washington.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Seems like a fair compromise," he said. "How's the teaching going?"

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"I got maple syrup in my armor getting to the school." Which was terrible.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Yeah I saw that." Which was weird. So very weird. "Why would you wear your armor when it was raining syrup?"

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"It wasn't raining it when I left."

He would have noticed.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Excuses, excuses," York said with a wave of his hand. "How'd you get it out of the armor?"

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

Wash rolled his eyes again. "Not easily. It got everywhere. You got lucky to miss out."

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Could have happened to a more deserving person," he joked.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"Fuck off," Wash huffed.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

He chuckled. "There's no need to be grumpy."

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

Wash went to take one if the donuts at that. Because his vengeance was swift.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" That was rude. "What about your bagel?"

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"This one was free."

Which was important with the shitty pay scale from Project Freelancer.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"And I was saving the red one for last," York said with a sigh. "Now what am I going to do?"

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"Couldn't even go in order?" Wash asked, taking a bite.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"I was going backwards," he said. "I'm creative like that. Enjoying the red one?"

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"It's delicious," Wash replied. Like the douchebag he was.

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Anybody ever tell you that you're an asshole?" York had. Multiple times.

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"It's been said. Might be a job requirement."

[no-i-in-york.livejournal.com]

"Hey North's not an asshole." Everybody else though...

[worstofalltime.livejournal.com]

"Statistical anomaly."