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fandomtownies2015-08-17 03:09 pm
vdistinctive) wrote in fandomtownies2015-08-17 03:09 pm
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Luke's, Monday
"I asked for a pound of turkey," Eliot said.
"Yeah," said the cook.
"This is not a pound of turkey," said Eliot.
"Nope," said the cook. "Pretty sure that's a ton of turkey. Fresh sliced. Tissue thin." He leaned in and inhaled deeply. "Hickory smoked."
"What did -- how do you -- you have any idea how many turkeys you need for an actual ton of sliced turkey?"
The cook tilted his head. "200. Give or take a few. Assuming an average of ten pounds of usable meat per turkey."
Eliot sighed deeply. "Alright, someone go get the wheelbarrow out of the freezer. I'll rewrite the specials."
Today's specials
Turkey club
Turkey reuben
Monte cristo
For the love of god someone eat this turkey
Luke's was openand OCD free.
"Yeah," said the cook.
"This is not a pound of turkey," said Eliot.
"Nope," said the cook. "Pretty sure that's a ton of turkey. Fresh sliced. Tissue thin." He leaned in and inhaled deeply. "Hickory smoked."
"What did -- how do you -- you have any idea how many turkeys you need for an actual ton of sliced turkey?"
The cook tilted his head. "200. Give or take a few. Assuming an average of ten pounds of usable meat per turkey."
Eliot sighed deeply. "Alright, someone go get the wheelbarrow out of the freezer. I'll rewrite the specials."
Turkey club
Turkey reuben
Monte cristo
For the love of god someone eat this turkey
Luke's was open