fandomtownies | Luke's, Thursday

Another day, another reason for Hardison to believe that the staff of Luke's Diner had waaay too much time on their hands. He came downstairs to the music of live steel drums, which the dishwasher was playing with abandon, swaying to the beat of Margaritaville. The dining room was covered in paper palm trees and real sand, but the the real centerpiece was a full-sized pig being roasted over hot coals by the Cook. The entire staff was wearing big straw hats and bright Hawaiian shirts and every table had a centerpiece of pineapples, mangoes, starfruit, and bananas.

"Uhhh, happy tropical luau day?" Hardison guessed, sliding into a booth. He was deliberately not looking at the pig; it smelled amazing but that didn't mean he needed to see it still looking all...pig-like. "I don't even wanna know how y'all got all this sand in here."

As with so many things with the diner, Hardison knew it was better not to ask questions.

Today's Specials
Lechon Baboy (Filipino Roast Pig)
Mexican Grilled Corn
Papaya-Avocado Salad
Coconut Lime Shrimp Skewers
Turon Saba (Banana Plantain Rolls in Sugar)
Ginger Lemongrass Pina Coladas (Virgin and Non)

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